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Posted on 07/06/2005 3:40:28 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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the old pizza delivery bear trick...
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:40:28 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
Does he also tell them they have a candygram?
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:42:16 PM PDT
by
Argus
(Omnia taglinea in tres partes divisa est.)
To: Argus
Land Shark - alert... oh wait.
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:44:19 PM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: Rakkasan1
Bears just looking for a free lunch just be thankful he doesn't come through the wall, window or door.
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:44:57 PM PDT
by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: Trajan88
Man, that would suck. LOL.
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:45:35 PM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: Rakkasan1
Keep knockin' and you can't come in
Keep knockin' and you can't come in
Keep knockin' and you can't come in
I guess you better let me be
Kinda busy and you can't come in
Kinda busy and you can't come in
Kinda busy and you can't come in
I guess you better let me be
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:45:45 PM PDT
by
TheForceOfOne
(My tagline snapped the last time the MSM blew smoke up my ass. Now its gone forever.)
To: Rakkasan1
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Bear.
Bear who?
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:49:41 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
To: TheForceOfOne
That dirty old door knocking bear
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:49:44 PM PDT
by
since1868
To: beaversmom
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:51:39 PM PDT
by
onef
To: Trajan88
"I can't let you in you might try to sell me encyclopedias."
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:57:12 PM PDT
by
andyk
(Go Matt Kenseth!)
To: Rakkasan1
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw while in Alaska....
Two bears standing at the front door, through the picture window you can see a guy sitting in his chair watching TV.
One bear turns to the other and says, "darndest thing I've ever seen, Ralph. You just push this (door bell) and out pops a snack!"
Wish I would've kept a copy.
LVM
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:57:37 PM PDT
by
LasVegasMac
("God. Guts. Guns. I don't call 911." (bumper sticker))
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
07/06/2005 3:59:00 PM PDT
by
Junior
(“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
To: Rakkasan1
Isn't this the subject of a Far Side cartoon?
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:00:14 PM PDT
by
Plutarch
To: Rakkasan1
I guess this bear was tired of $hitting in the woods :-)
To: Plutarch
I couldn't find it, but I did get this interesting entry from a Google search for "bear knocks":
BibleGateway.com Passage Lookup... he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened. ... 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. ...
bible.gospelcom.net/passage/ ?
book_id=47&chapter=7&version=31 - 25k - Cached - Similar pages
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:04:13 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Rakkasan1
"Mr. Bear Squash You All Flat" Alert
To: stylecouncilor
To: Rakkasan1
I hear you knockin'.....but you can't come in.
To: Rakkasan1
We had a Labrador that learned to ring the doorbell when he wanted to come in. We didn't teach it to him, he learned it by accident.
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:25:09 PM PDT
by
Liberty Wins
(Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
To: Rakkasan1
Somebody's moving in on my turf?
I DON'T THINK SO!!!
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posted on
07/06/2005 4:33:54 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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