Posted on 06/16/2005 6:53:09 PM PDT by fortunecookie
LOL! And yuck! My neighbor's cat had a horrible time with furballs, but there was medicine they gave her.
In local news, a man was beat up after allegedly trying to breast feed his child...
...the man finally gave up and handed the child to his mother.
My late friend Brian fell asleep shirtless with his newborn laying on his tummy. He woke up to the bizarre sensation of being suckled. LOL
Once he told us that story, he regretted ever telling us that story!
Yes!!!
lol!
LOL!!!1 Awwwww hehehehehe
I was just about to ping you! Finally (sarcasm) feminists have found a use for men! They're trying to pass it off as something other cultures do/did.
I had a friend who said he used his nipples to help find his cigarettes when he was drunk.
LOL! Some of his advice is useful, but mostly it's funny. And he's funny. He's caved since the first season, had on more Jerry Springer type stuff, than psych stuff as of late. It's like a crossover between Jerry and Oprah and reality TV, oh, and a little psych thrown in for good measure.
Pictures?!
Wow! Kind of funny, except for the beating part. Did he keep trying while they were assaulting him? That's not too bright. But, hey, those people just weren't 'sensitive' (said with a lisp) enough! LOL. I guess we aren't as enlightened here as the Euroweenies are, it will be some time before we are more 'accepting' of it. (I can just hear Barbara Walters now...)
Uh, yikes. I guess that would wake him up!
I think I'm going to be sick.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but there ain't no milk flowing thru me. Never has, never will.
...hadn't heard from the binky crowd out there..
The child assaulted him. LOL!
Oh, that's right, binkies are popular with certain crowds. I always get a kick out of that.
If I breastfed a baby the little guy would hork a hair ball the size of a cuban cigar.
LOL!
She looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights when she's trying to read the auto-cue and look natural.
I'm sure she's a nice woman, but Dr. Phil should tell her to lay off the botox! ;-)
That's what I was thinking. It's only the "natural" next step for these metrosexuals. First, they lose their b*lls and then they go find a new purpose for their breasts. (gag)
I felt a little puke coming up right then...
Yuck...
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