Cheerleaders disciplined for putting feces on pizza

Houston Comical (AP) ^ | June 16, 2005, 12:09AM

[cubreporter]

Anytime you do something like they did knowingly...it IS assault. The intent was to do HARM. Why else would someone put feces on something someone else was going to eat? It was intentional. You don't put feces on someone's food for the fun of it.

[cubreporter]

True. We did the same thing. The dog was digging a lot and nothing we did stopped her until we picked up her own feces and buried in the same areas where she dug. She stopped.

[cubreporter]

Group "B" pooped on the pizza and blamed group "A".


Then Group "B" should be sued. And...whomever did it Group A or Group B it was ASSAULT. Intent to inflict some kidn of harm. That is my opinion and please...don't call me friend...I am not.

[cubreporter]

Well thanks Dog Gone...you were the one who set it straight. I did read it wrong. I already responded to two others. You were the gentleman of the crowd. Thank you very much.

[exile]

The guy who ordered the pizza was reported as saying, "Hey! If I wanted a sh!tty pizza, I'd have gone to Pizza Hut!"

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Homosexuals?

[evets]

This is a really great pizza...

[iconoclast]

I guess I'm weird

I'll confirm that.

[Sloth]

Obviously, you did NOT go back and read the article, as suggested.

Perhaps FR is beyond your intellectual level. But don't fret, there's always the hannity.com forums.

[cubreporter]

No, didn't take your suggestion as you were too sarcastic and smart aleck as you were with your last post. Instead I responded with thanks to someone who was polite and with manners which you so obviously do not have. As for my intellect I know enough not to continue having a conversation with someone who likes to try to insult instead of speaking with. That sir ends my dialogue with you. I hope you have a nice day in spite of yourself.

[Blzbba]

Oh no she di'int!!

[Radioactive]

My buddies dog ate his own.

My broter has a beagle that ate his own.

The way the vet told them to break them of this habit is to sprinkle the feces with adolph's meat tenderizer or pepper.

[The_Victor]

Just a function of the dog I guess.

[Redcloak]

Cheerleaders and feces... Sounds like the makings of a Japanese porn site!

[AmishDude]

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

[dfwgator]

It still tasted better than Domino's Pizza.

[clamper1797]

Are you sure they doctored it? If they got it from Dumbino's it's hard to tell the difference

[Young Scholar]

Wow! Discipline could EVEN mean removal from the team! What a joke. If anyone ate any of that pizza, they should be charged with assault.

It's probably the only thing that gives their lives "meaning." Removal would be a fate worse than death.

[manic4organic]

This is the sort of story that I usually just poo poo.