Posted on 06/08/2005 8:55:35 AM PDT by Uncledave
Used taxicab -- 2500 pesos
Used boat -- 2000 pesos
50 rolls of duct tape -- 1000 pesos
90 miles to freedom with a dozen friends --- PRICELESS
Just goes to prove the axiom that "necessity (or in Cuban vernacular "enslavement") is the mother of invention!"
Yep alls that's missing is Jesse JAmes Maltese cross on the roof and you'd have a Monstaer Garage winner. In fact didn't he make a pontoon boat from a bus?
"What do you mean, 'the meter's still running'?"
Oh come on, they get points for courage.
Man... if only those Cubans didn't tend to vote Republican, we'd hear about how this is unfair.
Love the pic! I bet an interior shot would show some nice tuck and roll upholstery.
Too bad Ted Kennedy wasn't driving one of these 30 years ago.
Pimp My Rowboat
"I told you, Jose, you should have painted it YELLOW! tehn you can get a medallino when we get to Nueva York."
"I told you, Jose, you should have painted it YELLOW! Then you can get a medallion when we get to Nueva York."
Of course it does...those Cubans will become US Citizens and then vote Republican!
Well if I had money
Tell you what Id do
Id go downtown and buy a mercury or two
Crazy bout a mercury
Lord Im crazy bout a mercury
Im gonna buy me a mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well the girl I love
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
She heard he had a mercury
Lord shes crazy bout a mercury
Im gonna buy me a mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well hey now mama
You look so fine
Ridin round in your mercury 49
Crazy bout a mercury
Lord Im crazy bout a mercury
Im gonna buy me a mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well my baby went out
She didnt stay long
Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin home
Shes crazy bout a mercury
Yeah shes crazy bout a mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well if I had money
I tell you what Id do
Id go downtown and buy me a mercury or two
Crazy bout a mercury
Im gonna buy me a mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
I agree. Those freedom boats belong in the Smithsonian.
Why would anyone leave Castro's pluralistic democracy for the decadent capitalism and imperialistic tyranny offered by mean Republicans?
You'd be surprised at how many Cuban political refugees we could fit in there!
:7)
http://havanajournal.com/culture_comments/A735_0_3_0_M/
What's sad is that these people who are fleeing a dictator are returned to Cuba where they are no doubt punished severely and yet, we allow Mexico to invade our country with no punishment. Our immigration priorities are so messed up.
They tried sailing a Chevy, then they gave the Buick a go
Picture of the truck/boat.
SOME Cubans are so desperate to cross the Florida Straits for a new life in America that they have attempted the journey on surfboards, in bathtubs and even in converted refrigerators. But none has been as determined, or as ingenious, as Luis Grass.Señor Grass, 30, whose two previous attempts to make the voyage in propeller-driven vintage cars ended in glorious, headline-grabbing failure, has finally arrived in the United States with his family after his third try.
This time he came overland an epic, 24-day, 1,140-mile journey. "Trying to cross the Florida Straits on my floating cars was easier, I can tell you that," a beaming Señor Grass said in Miami at the end of a journey that took him, his wife and five-year-old son through snake-infested forests and out of sight of hostile border guards in six countries.
Señor Grass and his long-suffering wife, Isora, 27 he thanked her for going along with his "crazy schemes" carried their son Angel Luis from San José, Costa Rica, where their journey began on February 16, through Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala and Mexico, making their way on foot, by hitchhiking, and in taxis and buses, to the U.S.
SNIP
Love your name.
Signed
Abby Normal
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