It's 2772. Who Loves Ya, Tech E. Coyote? (Updated Looney Tunes characters)

New York Times ^ | June 6, 2005 | GEORGE GENE GUSTINES

[68skylark]

These descendants of Looney Tunes characters are to star in a new television series, "Loonatics Unleashed," this fall on Kids' WB.

[Paul Atreides]

Groan!

Anyone want to guess how much P.C. will be in this?

[Nataku X]

[silent_jonny]

What changes did they make? They look the same as they did two months ago.

[Desron13]

I'm sure that the Earth being flung off it's axis will somehow be the fault of George W. Bush and Capitalism. Oh so predictable. By the way. I wonder which one of them will be gay.

[Archangelsk]

They had to ruin it by putting a chick in it.

[Paul Atreides]

The Tasmanian Devil character will be the poof. They want the tough guy to dispel any stereotypes.

[68skylark]

I wonder which one of them will be gay.

They had to ruin it by putting a chick in it.

Maybe the chick will be the one who's gay.

[Paul Atreides]

I don't know if you are joking, but the chick will be portrayed as the smartest one of the bunch. The male characters will be idiots. They gotta indocrinate 'em when they're young, ya know.

[m87339]

By the way. I wonder which one of them will be gay.

Hillary Rabbit.

I hope the public collectively wishes these evil-looking creatures to the cornfield.

[Desron13]

"The Tasmanian Devil character will be the poof. They want the tough guy to dispel any stereotypes."

Your probably right. The female character was added to constantly point out how silly and impotent the rest of the male wimps are. The only one she will really be able to relate to will be the gay character.

[Constitution Day]

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

[Constitution Day]

PS:
Did I mention... NO?

[68skylark]

Okay, then we'll mark you down in the "traditionalist" column on this one.

[Desron13]

Come on, tell us how you really feel.

[Desron13]

"Maybe the chick will be the one who's gay."

They won't make her openly gay but she will be an ultra radical feminist. I fine distinction these days I know, but they have to maintain their cover. Otherwise, her constant denigration of the male characters would be ineffectual.

[Desron13]

By the way, what's the opposite of a misogynist. What ever it is, thats what she'll be.

[Desron13]

"By the way, what's the opposite of a misogynist. What ever it is, thats what she'll be."

I guess that should read "By the way, what's the female version of a misogynist. What ever it is, thats what she'll be."

[Constitution Day]

I love Looney Tunes. I grew up on them.

Never for a moment did I actually think I could buy wildly self-destructive gadgets from Acme, drop an anvil on anyone's head, or fire a shotgun point-blank at someone without causing injury to them (etc.).

I have gotten my nearly-five-year-old daughter hooked on them.
We watched "June Bugs" on Boomerang off and on this weekend.

It still ticks me off that AOL Time Warner continues to censor the so-called offensive Looney Tunes, such as "Bugs Bunny Nips The Nips".

I wish they would release a complete set on DVD, but I know they'll never allow that to happen.

[Desron13]

Yes. it's a sad day when the networks feel compelled to censor classic American cartoons while spewing out the current drivel. No wonder we're raising a generation of sheeple.