Posted on 06/01/2005 7:54:16 AM PDT by Dog Gone
Wow, judging from that photo, I'd never hire him to do my tax return.
No waaaaaay! It's a "hold mah beer" moment, if there ever was one....
Stoners ain't EVER wasted enough to invite the LEOs to respond to a "shots fired" call... They'd be trying to get the honey! It ain't the same thing!
They could modify the title. . .
Shooting at wasp nest, neighbor kills sleeping boy (Boy recovers)
More likely, it would be "Shotgun kills sleeping boy."
Memorable Quotes from Aliens (1986)
Hicks
[Pulling out his pump-action shotgun]:
"I like to keep this handy for close encounters."
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
ping
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