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Posted on 05/27/2005 8:31:06 AM PDT by JoeV1
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To: eastforker
How about when they make you pee in a bottle at work and the MODERATOR watches to make sure you don't have a throw down bottle.I don't go for that stuff. Make the water blue in the toilet if you must, but if anyone ever comes into a bathroom with me, I better be getting some sex.
561
posted on
05/27/2005 12:45:03 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
To: Lazamataz
When they leave for New Mexico or climb out on a crane you'll know you've hit the big time...
562
posted on
05/27/2005 12:45:06 PM PDT
by
RobFromGa
(Send Bolton to the UN!)
To: eastforker
'How about when they make you pee in a bottle at work and the MODERATOR watches to make sure you don't have a throw down bottle."
So, when did they letcha' out??
To: Stu Cohen; Jim Robinson
Shhhhhh. Jim's here.
Act like we've been talking about politics.
LOL!
To: Lazamataz
That, and the fact that every single woman I have dated has ended chasing me around the house with a knife. That's how you know they like you.
565
posted on
05/27/2005 12:45:23 PM PDT
by
Stu Cohen
(Press '1' for English)
To: cbkaty
While at the urinal, I have a fear of a drunk standing behind me, wizing on the back of my leg....Yep it happened years ago and I have..lived with the fear of a warm urine ZORO "Z" slashed accross my legs since then..... (said with the sobbing of Voinovich....)Let me guess - it was Teddy?
566
posted on
05/27/2005 12:45:30 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Lazamataz
I'll always remember your .....
"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired and I'm sick and tired about it". (Or something like that - it stuck and fits my mood so many times.)
567
posted on
05/27/2005 12:45:46 PM PDT
by
ClancyJ
(Florida Motto: Send me your weak, frail, elderly - and we will give them 'rest'".)
To: ClancyJ
it stuck and fits my mood so many times.Funny, I feel that way about cactus.
568
posted on
05/27/2005 12:47:46 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: Lazamataz
I'm only funny in print, and only in response to other people. Are you calling us your "straight-men"?
569
posted on
05/27/2005 12:47:47 PM PDT
by
ClancyJ
(Florida Motto: Send me your weak, frail, elderly - and we will give them 'rest'".)
To: SlowBoat407
Let me guess - it was Teddy? Come to think about it....it was in 1969.....and the guy was very..drunk...and fat...
570
posted on
05/27/2005 12:48:09 PM PDT
by
cbkaty
(I may not always post...but I am always here......)
To: Hand em their arse
571
posted on
05/27/2005 12:49:33 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Lazamataz
You know, you don't really have to tell us all about your life. This is not the psychoanalysis couch.
572
posted on
05/27/2005 12:50:38 PM PDT
by
ClancyJ
(Florida Motto: Send me your weak, frail, elderly - and we will give them 'rest'".)
To: Stu Cohen
I leave in 10 minutes,watch, Joe is going to say something funny to Jim and the thread wil be gone.
THAT is unfair.
I demand this be archived for my amusement!
573
posted on
05/27/2005 12:50:38 PM PDT
by
Stu Cohen
(Press '1' for English)
To: Hand em their arse
Well for some of us that have worked in refineries and other zero drug tollerance employment it ain't no fun having someone watch or should I say stare, rather in amusement or astonishment as it is in my case, as we try to pee in a bottle and then have to redirect into the toilet without geting our hands wet.
574
posted on
05/27/2005 12:51:48 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: Stu Cohen
I leave in 10 minutes,watch, Joe is going to say something funny to Jim and the thread wil be gone.That's okay, I'm sure he'll manage to bring it up again... as JoeV2, if necessary.
575
posted on
05/27/2005 12:52:18 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(A living affront to Islam since 1959)
To: eastforker
as we try to pee in a bottle and then have to redirect into the toilet without geting our hands wet. There's a visual that's going to be with me throughout lunch.
576
posted on
05/27/2005 12:53:01 PM PDT
by
Stu Cohen
(Press '1' for English)
To: Stu Cohen
Joe is going to say something funny to Jim I imagine Joe is currently trying to find the plunger.
577
posted on
05/27/2005 12:53:40 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: eastforker
"EF", I do hope you took that in the joking manner it was intended... If not, my apologies... However, that redirecting thing does sound like it takes talent I know I don't have.... :)
To: Leapfrog; Stu Cohen
"I imagine Joe is currently trying to find the plunger.
He'll never find it, he's probably using it as his "anally penetrating mechanical device"... He'll be running in circles for hours...
To: Hand em their arse
Well, i'm out of here guys. Try not to pee on your hands or have anything penetrate you anally.
It's been fun.
580
posted on
05/27/2005 12:58:40 PM PDT
by
Stu Cohen
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