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US man sentenced for trafficking fake Viagra
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| 5-17-2005
Posted on 05/18/2005 3:03:57 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: softwarecreator
What happens when Steve Spurrier takes Viagra?
He gets taller!
To: Fam4Bush
hehe...have you seen it ?
To: kingattax; aculeus; dighton; general_re; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; beaversmom
Frank Fu Jen Huang, 59, was sentenced in Los Angeles to a potent 2,500 hours of community service His defense must have fallen flat.
To: tiamat
A weary old man finds a bottle and rubs it. Out pops a genie, who says, "For releasing me I will grant you all the women you could ever desire, make you well-endowed, and never have to worry about your sexual desires failing you!"
The old guy looks at him and says, "What, and give up Viagra?"
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:41:37 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:44:24 PM PDT
by
tiamat
(Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
To: kingattax
Should have been a stiff sentence to hard time, but it looks like it wasn't.
To: kingattax
"hehe...have you seen it ?"
Are we talking about the product here, or the effect??
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posted on
05/18/2005 3:48:42 PM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
(The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. - Yogi Berra)
To: Fam4Bush
all answers on FR are optional :)
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:02:03 PM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
(The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. - Yogi Berra)
To: kingattax
This just in: Shipment of Viagra has been highjacked... Police looking for a group of hardened criminals...
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:09:42 PM PDT
by
Chinito
(6990th Security Group, RC-135/Combat Apple, Class of '68)
To: CasearianDaoist
Let me guess: The charge was Male Fraud I hear the penalties are pretty stiff for this ...
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:10:57 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(To say that there is no difference between a liberal and a jackass ... wrongs the jackass)
To: clamper1797
yah, he could end up doing some hard time.
To: kingattax
I'm disappointed that they didn't give him hard time.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:51:11 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(I see Red People!)
To: Fido969
Oh, man, three times that joke was posted before me. Should read all the responses.
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posted on
05/18/2005 4:53:07 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(I see Red People!)
To: softwarecreator
Anyone know any good viagra jokes? Although it is not publicized, John Kerry uses Viagra.
One afternoon, while he was on Teresa's yacht, she calls him to say that she will helicopter out to the yacht in an hour and orders him to be ready. He dutifully takes a Viagra pill.
Ten minutes later, Teresa calls to say that she has more shopping to do and will be there four hours late....Too late for that Viagra.
Kerry cell phones his Doctor, an old friend, to ask if it's safe to take a second dose the same afternoon but his doctor says, "No".
"Rats!" says Kerry, "I wasted one of the three Viagras I have left in the pill bottle."
"Well, you don't need to waste it, John." the Doctor chuckles, "I saw that French maid you have on that yacht."
"Doc" replies Kerry, "I don't need Viagra with the French maid."
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posted on
05/18/2005 5:05:57 PM PDT
by
Polybius
To: Polybius
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posted on
05/18/2005 5:42:22 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: itsamelman
wow. Now THAT brings back memories!
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05/18/2005 5:43:07 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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