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Eiffel Tower parachutist killed (Some Norwegian Dude)
CNN ^ | 5/17/2005 | AP

Posted on 05/17/2005 11:15:53 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz

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To: EQAndyBuzz

Ban the Eiffel Tower NOW!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:44 AM PDT by Stellar Dendrite (Allen/DeLay 2008!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I have a quibble with the headline. A parachutist is someone who successfully parachutes. This guy was a parachuter for about 10 feet. After that, he was indistinguishable from a jumper.


22 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:48 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: theDentist

He was probably pining for the fjords.


23 posted on 05/17/2005 11:39:04 AM PDT by Restorer
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To: Restorer

"He was probably pining for the fjords."

ROFL... you owe me a keyboard.


24 posted on 05/17/2005 11:40:48 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liberal Talking Point - Bush = Hitler ... Republican Talking Point - Let the Liberals Talk)
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To: Restorer

Norweg in wooden box.


25 posted on 05/17/2005 11:41:36 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Restorer

Should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express!


26 posted on 05/17/2005 11:42:11 AM PDT by Former
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To: EQAndyBuzz

It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop.


27 posted on 05/17/2005 11:43:15 AM PDT by Wiggins
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28 posted on 05/17/2005 11:43:35 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri Schindler <strike>Schiavo</strike> - www.terrisfight.org)
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To: EX52D
Looking at the design of the structure...why would you want to jump from a structure with a base larger than where you're jumping from?

LOL, that's exactly what I was thinking. Base jumping off something shaped like that that also has a lot of pokey-outey things sticking out of the sides is just asking to get Darwinized.

LQ

29 posted on 05/17/2005 11:47:50 AM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Once again proving gravity does indeed work...


30 posted on 05/17/2005 11:50:05 AM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: SteveMcKing

"Investigators believe his parachute got caught in the tower's structure, causing it to detach from his body.

He continued his fall without the parachute"


That last line is hilarious.


31 posted on 05/17/2005 11:53:46 AM PDT by BadAndy (Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
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To: franksolich

norway ping


32 posted on 05/17/2005 11:55:25 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: VA_Gentleman

your funny!


33 posted on 05/17/2005 11:58:31 AM PDT by BBell
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To: Restorer
He was probably pining for the fjords

I am so ashamed at myself for laughing at that - but I can't help it.

By the way, I wonder if he used a French Army parachute?

34 posted on 05/17/2005 11:59:52 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: EQAndyBuzz
Like the old saying, "...it's not the first 1000' that's the problem but that last inch (or centimeter in France) which makes all the difference." The old, indefatigable law of gravity always wins out.
35 posted on 05/17/2005 12:02:36 PM PDT by Skybird
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To: Calpernia
Actually, it should read: 'Parachutist killed by Eiffel Tower'

Maybe you meant Evil Tower?

36 posted on 05/17/2005 12:02:39 PM PDT by melancholy (There are no columnists in the MSM, only fifth columnists.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
""By the way, I wonder if he used a French Army parachute?""

Don't know, but I have a French WWII rifle for sale.
Never fired and only dropped once.
37 posted on 05/17/2005 12:10:55 PM PDT by commonerX
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Stop! Stop! I'm laughing so hard I choked on my sandwich. There are some really funny FReepers here.


38 posted on 05/17/2005 12:20:15 PM PDT by American Quilter
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To: commonerX

I figured that a French Army parachute would also have only been dropped once. Besides, it's easier to surrender when your hands are already up in the air.


39 posted on 05/17/2005 12:20:36 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Reo; EQAndyBuzz

<< "part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand,"
Darwin Dungarees?? >>


Nope.

Darwin diapers!


40 posted on 05/17/2005 12:20:40 PM PDT by Brian Allen (I fly and can therefore be envious of no man -- Per Ardua ad Astra!)
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