Posted on 05/09/2005 11:25:36 PM PDT by Former Military Chick
Are any of you as intrigued as I am about what the other TWO arrests are for? Reports have made it clear that three arrests are for shoplifting. Seems there is some lousy reporting going on about her police record. No telling what else they're hiding about her past! This story is like the Energizer Bunny....
This is so totally boring to me that I simply had to post.
Can one shoplift a bus ticket?
:-D
separated at birth?
ROFLMAO
So the parents and police knew that she had a history of unpredictable and irresponsible behavior, and they still looked at the facts presented to them and immediately concluded that it was a kidnapping.
Not quite the sharpest knives in the drawer down there in the Duluth Police Department, are they?
ROFL! Thanks, Laz. You always add so much depth to the conversation. I'm series.
Dang, I should have pinged ya!
If my dog were as fugly as her, I would have it's butt shaved and train it to walk backwards.
ROFL!!
She looks like she is having a permanent proctological exam.
Moe is definitely the more handsome of the two guys in your post.
Three or four guys around the country, no doubt...
In case you thought I was kidding, here from the KRON website:
ATLANTA Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks could partially repay her home town by working as a nurse at local festivals....Wilbanks could have many options, including a chance to work off some of the money through volunteering. The mayor points out Wilbanks is a nurse, and says the town could use her help with first aid at big events.
Though on Fox this am, I specifically heard CARNIVAL.
Five times... all for shop lifting??????
rinoplasty ping.
Only one problem with that, she's not a nurse.
Too late, I nosejob pinged her first, nanny nanny booboo.
LOL...yeah, I picked that up in the story too.
You don't think she lied about that, do you?
There must be something in the water in that town. Sounds like everyone is nuts!
I can see it now.... the next thing we'll hear about Jennifer is that she longs for life on the road again and has run away with the carnival!
This is only news as long as people keep talking about it. If you would ignore the thread, you would shorten the story's shelf life.
As of now, you have just lengthened it. And so have I. Difference is that it doesn't annoy me as much.
The article doesn't specify. Three are shoplifting arrests but it's unknown what the other two were for.
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