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Absent husband returns home ... as a eunuch
yahoo.com ^ | May 5, 2005 | Reuters

Posted on 05/05/2005 10:25:10 AM PDT by Jimmyclyde

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To: Bluegrass Conservative

hey c'mon now...we're counting on them to counterbalance the growing influence of China...


21 posted on 05/05/2005 10:37:35 AM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: Semper Paratus; All

Nahhh...he saw Helen Thomas and his manhood fell off!


22 posted on 05/05/2005 10:37:42 AM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: Rickkimble

ROFL! Welcome to FR.....


23 posted on 05/05/2005 10:38:27 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Constitution Day
Plucked his eyebrows on the way, shaved his legs and then he was a she.

"And the colored girls go - doo dadoo dadoo da doo doo doo.."

24 posted on 05/05/2005 10:38:31 AM PDT by Semper Paratus (-)
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To: Jimmyclyde

Reminds me of a cartoon a few years ago: Papa bear had been out checking garbage cans, got himself tranquilized, and showed up back at Mama bear's cave wearing a radio, tag in his ear, serial number painted down his side, big bandaid on his ouwie, and no memory of what he'd been doing. Be fun to know if this is a regular sort of thing in Indian Country.


25 posted on 05/05/2005 10:40:26 AM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

only the poorer parts...


26 posted on 05/05/2005 10:40:30 AM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: Argh

Oh my gosh........I hope it doesn't happen either........... he is fond of Marine green, do you think they make lady clothes out of that shade of camo?


27 posted on 05/05/2005 10:41:52 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: Constitution Day
Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man

But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man

And so is lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola


28 posted on 05/05/2005 10:42:38 AM PDT by ctlpdad (There can be no triumph without loss, no victory without suffering and no freedom without sacrifice!)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

I dunno. I'd think you'd be more worried about the lipstick and missing parts than the clothes.


29 posted on 05/05/2005 10:43:26 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Jimmyclyde

I have heard of some guys losing heads during the mid-life crisis, but this seems extreme..


30 posted on 05/05/2005 10:43:27 AM PDT by IamConservative (To worry is to misuse your imagination.)
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To: Jimmyclyde

Couldn't somebody export a job this guy could handle? Making panties for Abu Graib? Victoria Secret? The story DID SAY he was from a Northern State---Maybe his future is politics---he now has the lack of tools to be a RINO!


31 posted on 05/05/2005 10:47:48 AM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: Charlotte Corday
Mrs. Frist, keep an eye on your husband.....

Too late...

32 posted on 05/05/2005 10:49:04 AM PDT by null and void (...that no man, rich or poor, free or bond, shall buy or sell, save he that has the chip...)
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To: Argh

Oh.......you're right - that probably wasn't the best angle to consider..........


34 posted on 05/05/2005 10:51:16 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: Jimmyclyde

"You're not a enuich, are you?"

35 posted on 05/05/2005 10:54:40 AM PDT by JamesWilson
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

He only had two kids---kind of an under performer in his neighborhood. Seems his equipment was somewhat surplus. But where would a eunuch fit in the Village People chorus line. Maybe no one would notice? The guy w/the tambourine?


36 posted on 05/05/2005 10:59:19 AM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: JamesWilson
"The French discovered parley. Invented Mayonaise. But, look. They're all eunuchs"


37 posted on 05/05/2005 11:00:49 AM PDT by JamesWilson
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To: Jimmyclyde

Singing like a bird.


38 posted on 05/05/2005 11:07:24 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: ameribbean expat

Well, I like your thinkin'---does a Chinaman have the same operation everytime an Indian does? I need help w/the math. Could we march ém both into the sea four abreast and run out of them about the same time?


39 posted on 05/05/2005 11:07:53 AM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: Jimmyclyde

`castration parlor'?! Talk to your son about tattoos, from a reputable tattoo parlor, of course.


40 posted on 05/05/2005 11:12:21 AM PDT by tumblindice (10.1 pucker factor)
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