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Why Can't They All Just Get Along? (Laugh Alert: Mr Penis vs Vagina Monologue)
National Review On-line ^
| May 5, 2005
Posted on 05/05/2005 5:49:52 AM PDT by Lindykim
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The best offense strategy against the Left: ridicule
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posted on
05/05/2005 5:49:52 AM PDT
by
Lindykim
To: Lindykim
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posted on
05/05/2005 5:51:44 AM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: Lindykim
But when the College Republicans at Roger Williams University in Rhode Island rained on the celebrations of V-Day by inaugurating Penis Day and staging a satire called The Penis Monologues, the official reaction was horror. Predictably.
Nothing horrifies bitter feminazis quite like penises.
(Although they all wish they had 'em).
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posted on
05/05/2005 5:53:17 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Lindykim
Free Testaclese!!
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posted on
05/05/2005 5:54:34 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
To: Lindykim
I think there ought to be a I love my anal orifice day and dedicate to the left wing administrators of these schools.
Or maybe i love my vampire day dedicated to the slavers known as the demo rat party.
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posted on
05/05/2005 5:54:49 AM PDT
by
dts32041
(Two words that shouldn't be used in the same sentence Grizzly bear and violate.)
To: Lindykim
The Left is like a gorgon. It can't stand a mirror. When it sees one it is petrified and demands it shattered.
To: Lindykim
The new school slogan: EQUALITY FOR SOME!
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:01:14 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(There can be no triumph without loss, no victory without suffering and no freedom without sacrifice!)
To: Lindykim
Wesleyan College hosted a "C***" workshop; Penn State held a "C***"-fest Accurately named, considering those in attendance.
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:01:26 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: dts32041
There already is a "We Love Our Anal Orifices" day ......it's called a "gay pride parade" LOLOL!!!
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:05:33 AM PDT
by
Lindykim
(Courage is the first of all the virtues...if you haven*t courage, you may not have the opportunity)
To: HowardDeanScream08
I love that analogy, LOL!
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:06:42 AM PDT
by
Lindykim
(Courage is the first of all the virtues...if you haven*t courage, you may not have the opportunity)
To: Lindykim
Mr. Penis?
Oh, nevermind.
To: Lindykim
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:12:41 AM PDT
by
DBrow
To: Lindykim
...Penn State held a "C***"-fest...Who performed? Meliss Etheridge or The Indigo Girls?
To: HEY4QDEMS
"Free Testaclese!! " My boys need a house
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:17:03 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An Armed Society is a Polite Society" Heinlein)
To: Lindykim
KAVANAGH, Edward
Provost & Senior Vice President for Academic Affairs
Administration Building, Second Floor
EMAIL: ekavanagh@rwu.edu
PHONE: 3890
Dial Direct - 401-254-XXXX
Mailing Address - Roger Williams University
One Old Ferry Road
Bristol, RI 02809
To: PBRSTREETGANG
... wearing a monocle.
The jokes just write themselves, folks.
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:29:30 AM PDT
by
LTCJ
To: Mr. Mojo
Nothing horrifies bitter feminazis quite like penises.The Caped Crusader strikes again.
(The above link is not suitable for children.)
To: dts32041
I agree. Rather than fight about it both sides can celebrate a common body part. Must start working on ideas.
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posted on
05/05/2005 6:37:16 AM PDT
by
madball
To: Lindykim
But when Testaclese presented him with an honorary award as a campus "Penis Warrior," the stunned official realized that it was no mushroom.
What a cunning stunt!
The Testaclese costume was then confiscated and formal charges followed.
What a stunning... aah, never mind.
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posted on
05/05/2005 7:05:43 AM PDT
by
lump in the melting pot
(a polar bear is just a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform)
To: Lindykim
In Austrailur it's a vah join ah ...
as in "Help a great white shack just bite my vah join ah"
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posted on
05/05/2005 7:24:29 AM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(The generation that survived the depression and won WW2 proved poverty does not cause crime)
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