Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution (Enviro-wacko alert)

CNSNews.com ^ | 4/22/05 | Marc Morano

[Syncro]

I recommend Spanish Moss. It is readily available in most areas.

I knew a hippie chick some time back in the last century that used it. (No, not MY hippie chick...)

[markman46]

ha you did that too, it more fun with cloth diapers, cause they hang down to the knees, at least they did on my son.

[P-Chan Penny]

It's tough to take the baby to the movies. I have a 16 month old. My trick is bring 1 lollipop, 1 husband, 1 grandma, 1 grandpa, 1 auntie, 1 uncle, and to sit near the front. She hops from person to person (so she doesn't get bored), and if she does fuss (pretty rare), DADDY takes her to the lobby. It's worked so far to see Kung Fu Hustle and Miss Congeneality II. Well, late at night when not too many other people are in the audience. :o)

[melancholy]

These airheads are beyond contempt. I bet the time they spend digging up this crap is on taxpayers' dollars.

If they are that worried about the "world we live in", be my guest; eat your babies' waste and yours too instead of using diapers or toilets. Even better, don't procreate and soil the world!

When Algore gets his head out of the toilet or his a$$ he’ll be screaming: the Repubs are telling us to eat Sh!t. He’ll be absolutely right because that's exactly what this Repub meant to say.

[tiamat]

I am glad that works for you!

Sadly, we had no family close!

[oyez]

It really hurts to sit on a coffee can.

[Kozak]

"There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

I think next time I have the urge I'm gonna squat next to the " War is Not the Answer" sign down the street. It's all to save the planet....

[PigRigger]

Reminds me of a story....

When my first daughter was about two years old she had an explosive bowel movement while we driving up a major parkway in NJ.

It spilled out on to everything she was wearing; it was everywhere.

We drove until we reached the nearest rest stop, about 4 or 5 miles. To clean her I had to release her from her car seat and carefully bring her out of the car at an arms length distance. Once out of the car, I held my daughter in the air as my wife peeled away the layers of soiled clothing until she was naked as the day she was born. During the whole process my daughter was screaming, wiggling and crying.

So there I was, for a good minute or two I was standing on the side of a major thoroughfare, with a naked, wiggling, screaming toddler dangling from my out stretched hands.

I was so engrossed in the moment I failed to notice the stir we were causing. Apparently, those motoring by were slowing down to see what was going on. Once they realized our predicament they started to honk their horns while giving us the thumbs up. At that point I couldn't help but laugh; being a parent can be so much fun.

[cvq3842]

Just so. Ecch!

[P-Chan Penny]

My In-Laws live right next door. While it may sound like a sticky situation, it's actually pretty nice! It's not for everyone, though. My sister doesn't get along with her in-laws at all and it's really ugly!

:o) Hope you've been able to see some movies lately, though!

[beef]

"I think the greens should start with licking the urine and feces of their babies"

Wait until they start teaching butt-licking in childbirth classes. I wonder how they'll practice it?

[GoldCountryRedneck]

pooper scooper's and plastic bags...

Hmmm...matching sets of doggy-Doo and baybee-Doo scoops 'n Bags ....

wanna $plit marketing rights?????

[P-Chan Penny]

What a great story :o) Thank you for sharing it. It gave me quite the chuckle!

[tiamat]

I once peeled my daughter out of her clothes and hosed her off outside rather than let her into the house the way she was....

[tiamat]

My in-law situation is not nice.

No movies of late, but nice lunches with my daughter, who has sweet manners and wil be 13 in May!

:-)

[GoldCountryRedneck]

..practicing elimination communication..

So we're literally talking 'bout some serious S**T here?????????

[PigRigger]

My daughter is now eleven; I love to watch her cringe when I tell people about that very special moment we shared.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

...waterless "dry" toilets ...

Kitty Litter is progress???

[jalisco555]

At that point I couldn't help but laugh; being a parent can be so much fun.

LOL. I feel your pain!

[Malsua]

The parents of a friend of mine once went to China. I can remember her father coming home none to pleased

I've been to China in the past year. In the rural sections, it's common for babies to just have a towel flap hanging down in the front and back like a Sumo Wrestler(but naked underneath). In the big cities, it's no different than here.