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Apes studied in human-like surroundings (New reality show?)
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| 20 April 05
| David Pescovitz
Posted on 04/21/2005 7:45:45 AM PDT by jb6
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:45:47 AM PDT
by
jb6
To: jb6
Hey, I saw the PLANET OF THE APES movies too ---- :-)
For those that did not see the movie, it was about a situation where the liberals took over the United States...
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:49:11 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
(Q)
To: jb6
If the apes refuse to let the researchers in through the front door, I'll bet they'll still have plenty of one-way mirrors, key loggers on the computers, and video cams.
Not much privacy where sociologists are concerned.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:49:14 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: jb6
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:50:30 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: jb6
Are they going to be able to watch Friends and listen to Howard Stern?
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:50:41 AM PDT
by
agitator
(...And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark)
To: jb6
All eight -- three females and five males -- They are just begging to have the stereotypical reality show gay couple.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:51:06 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
To: jb6
This networks should be really interested, why? Because the Bonobo's have a very, very interesting sex life. They engage in oral sex, lesbianism, pedophelia, and other such things that the entertainment industry will just love.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:51:38 AM PDT
by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
To: jb6
To: jb6
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:53:13 AM PDT
by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: jb6
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:56:47 AM PDT
by
Diamond
(Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
To: jb6
The decor in their 18-room home includes an indoor waterfall and climbing areas 30 feet high... HUH! I don't have an 18-room home with a waterfall and climbing apparatus! Where do we sign up for the next round of this study?
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:57:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Pope Benedict XVI: The Rat-Zinger!)
To: jb6
The name of the show will either be: "The Post Office," "The DMV," or "The Social Security Office," they have not decided.
To: jb6
Apes studied in human-like surroundings Why a special study? You can do that every day over at DU.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:58:35 AM PDT
by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
To: jb6
My only question is...are these apes potty-trained?
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:59:33 AM PDT
by
Luna
(Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
To: jb6
Iowa Great Ape Trust They have their own bank, too? ;)
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posted on
04/21/2005 8:01:07 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: jb6
More info about these Horny Apes at
http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org .
Like I said, just what Hollywood ordered. (ie, that link discusses their sex lives, so click with caution if you are offended by such things).
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posted on
04/21/2005 8:01:11 AM PDT
by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
So, they gave these apes money, and tried to teach them to budget for food, rent, utilities, etc. But you know what they ended up spending all their money for? Sex with the female apes.
Apes. So like us....
To: Calvin Coolidge
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posted on
04/21/2005 8:11:24 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: Paradox; KarlInOhio; nuconvert
This networks should be really interested, why? Because the Bonobo's have a very, very interesting sex life. They engage in oral sex, lesbianism, pedophelia, and other such things that the entertainment industry will just love.Bingo! Give the man a cigar.
That is probably one of the major reasons this show is being put out. Bonobos are highly sexual apes (they are a sub-species of chimpanzees) that have rather interesting sexual habits. For example they use sex to form social order, and they also have lots of same-sex intercourse. Now, if there is a bunch of apes on TV having same sex intercourse then it can easily be used to show that gay sex is 'natural.'
And it might actually work, since most people do not know squat about Bonobos (or that they even exist). Very sneaky. You can be certain that you'll see Lib groups using this as a platform for gay rights.
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posted on
04/21/2005 8:12:15 AM PDT
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear tipped ICBMs: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol.)
To: Michael.SF.
There have been several instances of Chimps killing and eating baby humans. They also love monkeys.
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posted on
04/21/2005 8:22:34 AM PDT
by
jb6
(Truth == Christ)
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