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Yawn, zot. I have decided to become a conservative
Posted on 04/15/2005 2:42:09 PM PDT by pistachio pie
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To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:41 PM PDT
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: pistachio pie
Try consulting your butt.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:49 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: pistachio pie
"Its apparent you need advice on being a dumba$$, dumba$$. You will need to go to Demoncrat Undergroud for that specialty. Now get out of here before I have to kick your a$$!"
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:51 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." Pope JPII)
To: pistachio pie
IN BEFORE THE ZOT!!
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:46:02 PM PDT
by
chudogg
(www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
To: pistachio pie
You don't decide to become conservative. You just wake one morning (usually on Tax Day) and realize that your values mirror those of the conservatives.
I don't think you're there yet. Political philosophy isn't about "fun" or "winning". It's about core convictions.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:46:10 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: pistachio pie
In before the ZOT! WoooHoooo!
Sorry...your obviously beyond help. You need a brain, not advice.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:46:50 PM PDT
by
CaptSkip
To: pistachio pie
ZOT !!!
To: pistachio pie
Contrary to others advice....I DO have the REAL kit...and it's only $19.99 in cash, of course......you do have cash, don't you?
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:46:56 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(Our military......the world's HEROES!)
To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:47:16 PM PDT
by
xone
To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:48:57 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: All
darn, I just hate it when the mods are so fast! ..lol!
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:48:58 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(If you want to have a good time, you have to have a good watch!)
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To: flying Elvis
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:49:24 PM PDT
by
MamaB
(mom to an angel)
To: pistachio pie
You get a secret decoder ring from Commander Rove. Then you must await transmissions of cryptographic instructions to the computer chip in your head. If successful, you become an official secret agent of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:49:29 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
To: pistachio pie
Instead of deciding to "become a conservative" you really should look at yourself and ask "What do I believe in?"
You can vote however you want in a general election, you are precluded from cross-party voting in any primaries though. Try moving to independent for a while until you know what you stand for.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:49:44 PM PDT
by
infidel29
("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
To: flying Elvis
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:49:54 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: flying Elvis
Ten bucks says this guy has a nose hair problem.
To: Yardstick
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:51:02 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(If you want to have a good time, you have to have a good watch!)
To: pistachio pie
It isn't easy. Liberals, like puppies, have a hard time focusing when their eyes open for the first time.
Start small. Put down your copy of Capital and pick up a copy of Human Action. Memorize John Galt's speech in Atlas Shrugged and recite it to a group of glassy-eyed Greenpeace members. Tear up the Che t-shirt and put on one of these:
Wear it to your next MoveOn.org function. Stop logging into the Daily Kos for your daily Two Minutes' Hate. Post an "I love Ronald Reagan" note to DU and get banned. Then start a vanity thread on FR on your first day. Be popular!
To: RichInOC
You'll need to start eating vast quantities of red meat!
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