Posted on 04/08/2005 9:06:37 PM PDT by sharktrager
>>as long as he pays for the gyms and plastic surgery<<
This is truly idiotic, and you know it. He's forcing them to QUIT SMOKING. He's not forcing them to look a certain way. His gym stuff are INCENTIVES, and his smoking issue was based on a business reason.
Just because I did a high dive off the 10 meter once doesn't mean I would also want to high dive off Niagra Falls. Your analogies are just as ludicrous.
He actually does provide them a gym, a trainer, and pays bonuses for meeting fitness goals.
D-cups and plastic surgery? Please... give me a break.
They had 15-months to find another job, and chose not to.
Are you familiar with "Employment at will"?
"And as our overlord, the judiciary, has no objections, that's that."
You said it.
Fat?
sexual habits?
TV viewing habits?
recreational sports?
There is NO difference!
Yeah man, I think I've heard the term. Are you familiar with the term, illegal dismissal? How about "playing god". how about "None of his business"
Look up WEYCO. It will be spelled out for you.
Why stop there?
Big fat people tend to have far more health problems than folks who don't linger over the all-night buffet a little too long. This pushes up health premiums for everyone. Fire them.
People married with children whom attend Church regularly tend to be far healthier than the rest of the population, as a rule. Employees should be notified that they have fifteen months to find a spouse, impregnate/or be impregnated by them, and find a suitable Church to patronize with weekly proof of attendance from the Pastor/Reverend/Minister/Priest, or they're out the door.
People who drink a moderate amount of alcohol in combination with the "Mediterranean diet" (fish, olive oil, fruits, cereals, & vegetables) tend to live longer and be healthier during that lifespan than those whom don't. Tee-totaling is now a fireable offense, as is the consumption of Red Meat, Poultry, etc. Monthly Menus detailing the employees eating intentions will now be submitted to Company Management on a regular basis; those spotted eating cheeseburgers or any other "unhealthy" food will be summarily dismissed; Random BAT's will administered by management reps at employee's residences to ensure that "proper" level of alcohol is being consumed every evening by workers.
Since lack of exercise due to "couch-potato syndrome" is such a contributor to heart disease and stroke, employees are no longer allowed to own television sets. Failure to comply will result in termination. Radios in the home are verboten, also, since they can lead to the same thing: car radios, on the way to and from work, will still be generously allowed in employee's private vehicles.
Firearms are dangerous: any employee who does not turn their privately owned guns into a police agency for meltdown (certified) and make an "apology contribution" for having once owned such horrific tools of death to the Brady campaign will no longer have a job. See company management for details.
Sitting in front of a computer interacting with websites when one could be out for a healthy jog or doing push ups is another factor hampering our efforts to turn every man & woman we cut a paycheck for into the perfect picture of physical wellbeing. Henceforward, those caught in possession of a computer at home will be canned.
That's all (for the time being). Now, get back to work.
To be honest, I think he's free to do whatever he wants. Why does his employee's so called personal freedom trump his? It's HIS office, is it not?
None of the things you mentioned, save perhaps sexual habits (which are almost always kept intensely personal and only rarely amount to serious health issues), have the health consequences of smoking. Nor do any directly impact other people as smoking, including the stench, breath, etc.
It isn't the same. There is no causal link or even a halfway good slipperly slope argument between mandating your employees stop smoking and attempting to dictate their TV habits. Arguing as much means you have no real substance for an argument on the real issue.
Based on your answer, you clearly do not understand "Employment at will".
How do YOU know that he won't decide this next or another employer might decide to enforce them?
Oh that's right, you do, don't you?
It's his business isn't it? And he feels it is for your own good.
On Wednesday, he'll introduce a bill that would prohibit employers from firing anyone for legal behavior they do at home.
"Today, it's smoking, what's it going to be tomorrow? That you got to lose a certain number of pounds in order to keep your job?" he asked."
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That you got to lose a certain number of pounds in order to keep your job, ...
The US Air Force did this pound thing and some were discharged for over-weight.
Based on your answer you don't understand the concept of what an employee does on his OWN time is his OWN business.
Curious....Is he required to pay health cost/insurance for his employees?
I understand that he's doing a good thing by pressuring them to stop smoking, but I'm enough of a nonconformist to resent it a great deal. There is precendent here. I understand that the automakers do not allow their employees to drive vehicles made my other companies. Any of you remember the recent article about the softdrink employee who got caught drinking another brand, and was fired? Senator Bernero may have an uphill battle if the automakers realizes how it may impact them. If my employer wants to tell me what to do when I am off the clock, he will have to cough up some cash.
Yes I do. Answer this question then: Can he decide that tbecause they are an insurance company that PC's damage the eyes and can lead to Carpal-Tunnel .. therefore get rid of you r Personal Computer and internet access ... or you will be fired?
Does he?
I'm going to go reeaaal, reeaal slow, just so you don't miss anything: THESE-EMPLOYEES-ARE-NOT-SMOKING-IN-HIS-WORKPLACE/OFFICE. THEY-ARE (WERE)-DOING-THIS-ON-THEIR-OWN-TIME.
Arguing as much means you have no real substance for an argument on the real issue
Every time I see some idiot employ that line I know instinctively what it means: I'm a conservative who believes in freedom & liberty as long it suits me.
AKA, a "Cafeteria Conservative" and "situational ethics" pro.
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