Hold the quiche: Manly men are back

THE WASHINGTON TIMES ^ | April 7, 2005 | Amy Doolittle

[John Lenin]

Real men wear War Paint

[Jaysun]

Huh? Trollop? Go look at Independent Women's Forum -- they're the good guys! It's a conservative (sort of) women's site. Read what she's saying: feminism _can't_ make people androgynous despite years of trying. She's gloating, not complaining!

Please note that I quickly retracted my comment on post # 11. I misread it.

[AFreeBird]

...Hey, at least we don't wear ribbons!

LOL, I've said that as well! :-))

[risk]

A truly masculine man can carry off pink and not have it look effeminate.

If I were as macho as Salamander's husband, I'd consider wearing pink. As it stands, you'd be risking your life to try to get me to wear it.

[Salamander]

Well, you're welcome to come on over and try to put a pink shirt on him....LOL!

[Salamander]

That's a good one.
I'll convey it to him.

[although he usually doesn't bother with such a subtle "intellectual" retort]...;))

[FreedomAvatar]

Well, like they're in then out then in then out...

[Polybius]

My bathroom is loaded with the innumerable accoutrements of femininity. Hubby owns a bar of Ivory soap, a bottle of Pert Plus, a towel and a Schick razor.

Not that I'm trying to make him a sissy, but you should buy him a toothbrush and a tube of Crest. ;-)

[KneelBeforeZod]

wow, sponsored by Dodge trucks.

next a study sponsored by mcdonalds that says most people want beef and potatoes for lunch

[Salamander]

Woops...I forgot to list those.

He's already got 'em...no worries....;))

[Salamander]

You're too sexy for your shirt...that's what....;))

[Salamander]

Did he get the whole "makeup" thing?

[Who needs 7 containers of gold eyeshadow?...But they're 7 subtly -different- shades of gold, dear!]


:))

[BobS]

"•72 percent of women said their ideal man spends his free time doing home-improvement projects. "

After these women discover the toilet seat was up while their night-vision goggles were off:):)

[Godebert]

"I do NOT buy grooming products at a salon(but I DO get my hair styled, and cut there, on occasion)."

I just go to the local Vietnamese barbershop every 3 months and tell them "short".

[proud American in Canada]

Thank goodness!

Otoh, my husband hasn't changed one iota since the whole metrosexual thing happened. I don't want a metrosexual husband.

Count me in as a happy wife. ;)

[Godebert]

" After these women discover the toilet seat was up while their night-vision goggles were off:):)

I never did buy into that whole toliet seat business. It's a lot easier to drop the seat than to lift it up. How hard is it to look at the seat position before you squat anyway?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Just a short note to you good ladies. On your first date...ask him where he keeps his duct tape.

If he hesitates...dump him.

[BobS]

"How hard is it to look at the seat position before you squat anyway?"

It's hard if the lady is half-asleep and the lights are off. They get a wet bottom and and wake up.

[Salamander]

And after that night, the next project was his own bathroom where I don't care *where* his toilet seat is....:))

[Salamander]

Real men scrape off their whiskers with broken beer bottle shards using only their own blood for lubrication.


[just kiddin'!]...;))