Superstar Lawyer Johnnie Cochran Dies

Associated Press Writer | 3/.29/05 | GREG RISLING,

[GreenHornet]

If he don't breathe, you must bereave.

[Phantom Lord]

When he gets to the gates will he try to use his Chewbacca Defense to get in?

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He's been a POS, lowlife for long before Simp-scum. Typical trial laaaaaaaaaaaaawyer garbage.

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Thank you, and God bless, H_P. Your profile page is priceless.

[bfree]

You are embarrassing to the site.

[lainie]

Actually, I don't think either one is..

[small voice in the wilderness]

I see him, standing at the Pearly Gates, pushing when the sign clearly says pull, and threatening St. Peter with a class action suit being brought against racist gate keepers.

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Feh.

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Agreed on that point of yours, b.

[JCEccles]

I think there's a good chance OJ will outlive his entire defense team.

How odd.

[Imaverygooddriver]

"But he and his family were most proud of the work he did on behalf of those in the community."

Yes, like getting a killer off with a double homicide and giving every two bit joker lawyer on the planet the idea to play the race card everytime a "black man" like Michael "The worlds most blatant pedophile" Jackson is brought up on charges. It did fit Johnny, now burn in hell and save a seat for the Clintons.

[Ludicrous]

All those lies twisted up in his brain to form a deadly tumor.

[Dashing Dasher]

I hope that he meets up with Nicole and Ron up in Heaven - then he can explain to them the choices he made.

[Dashing Dasher]

Marcia Clark and Chris Darden should never be practicing law again.

AND... both of them became famous, wrote books and got TV deals.

YUCK!

[proudleftist]

"Two down, Kardashian and Cochran, Hell is getting crowded."

Don't forget the 12 ignorant and stupid jurors, the incompetent Judge Ito, the greedy Marcia "million dollar book deal" Clark, and the racist Mark Fuhrman.

[proudleftist]

"Hell is getting crowded."

Save a space for OJ and Robert Blake.

[FDNYRHEROES]

I have an idea. Let's all give a bunch of phoney baloney words of sorrow.

Amen, bro...

[jocon307]

File under: learn something new every day.

Always be looking for this guy!

Thanks for the info!

[hosepipe]

[ LOS ANGELES - Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., who became a legal superstar after helping clear O.J. Simpson during a sensational murder trial in which he uttered the famous quote "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit," died Tuesday. He was 67. ]

That story will follow him into the hereafter..
Super legal pimp is more accurate..
Theres people waiting for his arrival...

[GLDNGUN]

well, some might say that defending accused criminals is only a job and somebody has to do it... but DOES somebody have to do it?

Yes, somebody DOES, but I don't think I could do it. Wait. I KNOW I couldn't do it. On one hand, crafty defense lawyers force the prosecution to PROVE their cases. Forcing the prosecutors to truly prove their cases should theoritically send fewer innocent people to jail. On the other hand, I could not live with myself knowing that the guy I just got off, probably DID kill his wife.