Posted on 03/17/2005 9:14:29 AM PST by SierraWasp
I'm appalled...APPALLED that you would think for one minute that you had to ask!
They will get my Limonomonal Phenomozine when they pry my bare toes from the accelerator!
And they will be humiliated when they find that Dr. Zoo has altered the Power Plant by converting the Framdazzel's 4-johnnyBar in the power plant to battery power at 37.334 MPH. (The theory of Inverse Protraction Of Bio-Delineated Elements in action.) The 4 AAA batteries keep it up to speed after that and it gets 104.33 MPG CONSISTANTLY!
And you know why they will have a problem getting my bare foot pryed from the gas pedal? Because my foot is covered with "tar" that I get when I walk on the beach in Santa Barbara and other areas because of the oil pushing up through the ocean floor.
If they would only start up those off-shore platforms and take some of the pressure off, we would have more oil and the environment would benefit.
Oh, and I didn't vote for Schwartzamajigger. He's just like the rest of us, screwed by a Kennedy.
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