Posted on 03/05/2005 4:24:15 PM PST by gopwinsin04
Mo is basically a sad, bitter, pathetic old maid, but my sympathy for her was exhausted long ago. She's so jealous and nasty I wonder if she's ever gotten any real professional help. Maybe a Prozac scrip would lighten her mood a little.
Maureen Dowd... what a pity. Perfect example of estrogen gone awry. Were reincarnation a possibility, I assume she'd come back as Atilla the Nun.
AWESOME!!!! God love you, that is beautiful. Bravo, Bravo!
I truly dislike this horrid,tactless woman.
Ok, I've had the flu, and haven't eaten in awhile, but you JUST took the desire to attempt it way out of range. Be kind, eh?
Why would anybody want to be Helen Thomas when they grow up?
MoDo stoops to conquer...
That's very good.
My dog is looking at me funny though...I don't think he's used to me singing this late at night! :-)
Send me one of those cuties. I'm fresh out of belly-button lint tonight and approaching a state of boredom; bushy-tailed and awaiting my next lady situation:):)
ROFL!! Made me look. Yes. Man-Hands.
This has been a recurring problem in women of high demand and I have a hypothesis.
Grabing hold of something and anchoring one's self has been known to crack a few nails, create rug-rash, and cause warts, so, over time = = = man-hands!!
There ya have it!
MoDo has never had this problem.
LOL!! :-)
Dowdy is a fairly good writer although she thinks "smally". She never looks at big picture, things that matter, things.....she thinks on a very small scale.
Of course she sneaks around here. They all do. She has brains. That's why I want her to jump the fence and meet guys who also possess brains. The democrat party is ruled mostly by drooling geriatric psychotic attractive nuisances. No woman should be forced to hang with a bunch like that.
Maureen should come over to our side where there are smiles, nice people, and a generally upbeat approach to life. We should ping her:):)
Shhh! We are in the process of getting her to "flip". There is intelligence under all that brown hair just waiting to bubble up:):)
She can not be President because of National Security.
Jerry: Not conversion. You're thinking conversion?
Elaine: Well it did occur to me.
Jerry: You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it.
Elaine: Why? Is it irrevocable?
Jerry: Because when you join that team it's not a whim. He likes his team. He's set with that team.
Elaine: We've got a good team.
Jerry: Yeah, we do. We do have a good team.
Elaine: Why can't he play for us?
Jerry: They're only comfortable with *their* equipment.
Elaine: We just got along *so* great.
Jerry: Of course you did. Everyone gets along great when there's no possibility of sex.
Elaine: No, no, no, I sensed something. I did sense something. I perceived a possibility Jerry.
Jerry: You realize you're venturing into uncharted waters.
Elaine: I realize that.
Jerry: Are you that desperate?
Elaine: Yes I am.
The Beard
This is not Maureen Dowd
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