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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
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Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777
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To: Mr. Jeeves
Of course you can never go wrong with,
The ants are your friends, they're blowing in the wind.
The ants sir are blowing in the wind.
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posted on
03/02/2005 12:39:28 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: sully777
Gotta be "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart". Come on, Elton John singing to a girl?
42
posted on
03/02/2005 12:39:34 PM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: sully777
"Muskrat love"! Enough said.
MoodyBlu
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posted on
03/02/2005 12:39:34 PM PST
by
MoodyBlu
To: Mr. Jeeves
44
posted on
03/02/2005 12:39:35 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
To: camle
"eleanor gee I think you're swell!" What! You're not a Turtles fan?
45
posted on
03/02/2005 12:39:41 PM PST
by
D Rider
To: Mr. Jeeves
yeah but Toni Tenille ....mmmmmmmmmmm
she sang on a Pink Floyd album too
46
posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:06 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(this space for rent)
47
posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:07 PM PST
by
vollmond
(Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.)
To: sully777
Muskrat Love
Love will keep us together
Anything by
Capain and Tenille
To: G32
Mr Big made the list with "Be With You" but some on the panel noted that the song was about waiting in line for a prostitute, so technically, Mr. Big's song was actually the best bad love song.
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posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:21 PM PST
by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: sully777
50
posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:22 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Condi Rice: Yeaaahhh, baybee! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1350654/posts)
To: sully777
BARF Alerts!
"Afternoon Delight" by some one-almost-hit-wonder.
"You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Gibson
"Mandy" by Barry Manilow (shoulda stayed with commercials)
51
posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:26 PM PST
by
ssaftler
(Politically Correct Isn't!)
To: the invisib1e hand
Feelings. can't recall the artist's name. Pity. This one sounded really funny in a bar in the Philippines: "Peelings, nutting more dan... peelings"
52
posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:30 PM PST
by
wyattearp
(The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
To: sully777
Hands down, the best love song is by the late Harry Nillson (SP?)
"You're breakin' my heart, you're tearing it apart so f*** you!"
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posted on
03/02/2005 12:40:46 PM PST
by
Trampled by Lambs
("Making Al Gore regret inventing the internet, one post at a time")
To: sully777
Paul McCartney's "Silly Love Songs" make me consider the Hunter S. Thompson solution.
To: sully777
I vote for "Wind Beneath My Wings" to be #1!
55
posted on
03/02/2005 12:41:09 PM PST
by
Lunatic Fringe
(http://www.drunkenbuffoonery.com/mboards/)
To: Mr. Jeeves
"Love Will Keep Us Together", by The Captain and Tenille. Dead, dead, dead last.
Sorry Jeeves, but "Muskrat Love" has that one--and all other contenders--beat:
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
La da da da da ...
56
posted on
03/02/2005 12:41:10 PM PST
by
drjimmy
To: Mr. Jeeves
Not as bad as "Afternoon Delight" That is truly the worst song ever on so many levels.
57
posted on
03/02/2005 12:41:18 PM PST
by
lafroste
(gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
To: sully777
No one does a love song better than Florence Foster Jenkins or Mrs. Miller. Google, for all of you with taste. The rest of us know and cringe just hearing the names.
To: Izzy Dunne
"Went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2".Dude that's gotta be backwards...
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posted on
03/02/2005 12:41:34 PM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: cspackler
Singing WITH a girl.... Kiki Dee..
She did a pretty good version of "I've got the music in me".
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