RIGHT WING PARODIES LLC announces late March release of YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1

dfu | 3-2-05 | dfu

[doug from upland]

I will be happy if we at least get our money back (and then I won't have to hear about it for years from Mrs. DFU for "another one of those schemes"). And it would be nice to entertain and really make some DemocRATS angry. If I knew Joe Biden would be screaming and looking for us after he heard the song about his hairplugs, it would really make my day.

[kingattax]

LOL..i think those plugs grew into his brain. ol joe defintitely has something misfiring up there

[doug from upland]

Well, maybe I shouldn't give it away, but here you go ---

Joe lost his hair about the time he lost his mind
This liberal puke can kiss my rosy red behind
He has doll hair...he has doll hair

I suspect that Joe will find the humor in that. :)

[Mudboy Slim]

"We need a FReeper karaoke night."

That would be a blast...I hear that p8riot can sing, and gonzo, too...I'm sure there are others as well, including, of course, UncleShag...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Remind me when they're out."

Yer on The List, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If Rush has an economic stake in Paul Shanklin (as I suspect), I can't see any way he will play any of these."

Don't be so sure about that, Doug...I've been sending Rush copies of the lyrics to my FReeped songs fer years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls the trigger on anything he really likes. And if Rush wants a cut of the proceeds down the road--say on Vol. II or Vol. III, since proceeds from Vol. I are already allocated to the families of the troops--I think we may be able to work out something equitable to all. With Rush's 20 Million listeners, a 1% market share is 200,000 units sold.

FReegards...MUD

[kevkrom]

They will be sold through a website -- rightwingparodies.com -- and perhaps on ebay. Any other marketing ideas would be appreciated since this is a new venture for the company.

It looks like it is pretty easy to sell as an independent label on iTunes -- just fill out an application, use their software to convert to AAC and to add track info, cover photo, etc. From reading around the web, it looks like out of the $0.99, Apple gets $0.35 and the artist/label gets $0.64 per track downloaded. I imagine some of Apple's share is eaten up with promotions like bulk discounts (e.g., the Pepsi promotion) -- I don't know if it matters to the artist /label commission.

I'd imagine the other services are similar (though I can certainly understand not wanting to use Real Networks, given their direct political ties).

[jrewing]

talk shows will provide some free plugs

If Biden hears this he'll be first in line for samples.

[doug from upland]

I would love to be there when Biden gets his copy and listens. The plugs will pop out of his head. I wonder how long the warranty is on hairplugs.

[Dad yer funny]

1 pingy dingy 2 pingy,....gotta get this

[rawcatslyentist]

Hey DFU I have a couple of more tunes for you. I would be honored to support our troops with any rev generated by these two songs.

Shut down the Alphabet Channels (ABJazerra & Her Sister Stations, AB CB NB CN its all the same propaganda)!
Vote with your Remote! Show them just how much Gravitas Hugh Bris has!!!
It is just a small patriotic act you can do every day, dont support/view/believe, terrorism/aka main stream journalism

He's Got A Plan
Zippo Hero
Seven Dead Monkeys Page O Tunes

One night two friends went for a ride
One of them did not get back alive
Where did you go to?
Why did you leave?
Mary Jo waiting in her seat?
Teddy's gone swimming
For the night
If that's alright---First verse from Zippo Hero

[doug from upland]

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Sounds like a Gotta have item,...keep us informed.!!! Please!!!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

OH My >>>>

ROFLMAO!!!

[GeorgiaBushie]

Mudboy Slim / DFU
Put me on the list and send me a reminder. Thanks in advance!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Creative conservative mother of 3 in Marietta, GA. Call on me to help with a freeping event, did I mention creative??? Have digital camera and am looking for cause to by me one of those nifty little digital recorders. Have flip flops and will show up as needed."

America needs you in Fayetteville, NC on Saturday, ma'am...grab some FRiends and make it a roadtrip you'll NEVER fergit!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(kewl guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[GeorgiaBushie]

Wish I could make it. This is the busy time of the year (tax accounting) for me and I am booked up till April 15th.

Good luck and hope you are well represented [without me]

Am I still on the list for Right Wing Parodies????