Good for Whatever Ails You (Dave Barry)

Maimi Herald ^ | Feb. 20, 2005 | Dave Barry

[xm177e2]

"Ask your doctor about Azevrec"

"Possible side effects include dehydration, dizziness, and loss of fine motor control. Do not operate heavy machinery while taking Azevrec. Pregnant women and young children should not take Azevrec."

[xm177e2]

But down and out is the normal way... reeb is beer backwards.

[nothingnew]

Now I hate to go to the Dr. because he always wants to stick his finger up... well you know.

Ain't that the truth...sometimes ya feel like the straight guy in a private room at a gay party....I can't help but wonder why the fags like that type of "intrusion"....maybe it's an offshoot of "Deep Throat" or something.

FMCDH(BITS)

[nothingnew]

OK. You got me there, except for the fact that the action would be "ekup"

FMCDH(BITS)

[xm177e2]

the action would be "ekup"

No, you puke reeb, you drink beer. Which is to say that you knird reeb and ekup beer.

Backwards spelling implies the reverse of the normal action, or a substance travelling in the reverse of its normal direction.

[nothingnew]

I'll knird to that.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Cowman]

I have got to switch to your health plan!

Your doctor is way better than mine.

[Mercat]

If you're throwing up that much, start with frozen pedialite.

[Boxsford]

lol....clear cut symptom of an arrow sticking out of his head...

now that's a real man.

and, you have mail.