According to Ms. Latte, Bush is supported by duck-hunting, God-fearing rednecks who unreasonably hate foreigners and, religiously speaking, are still in the Middle Ages. Terrorism is a nuisance. Making it a top priority is a ruse to scare simpletons.
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For help in revising my views, Ms. Latte advises that I drive down Route 66 and try to socialize with people I meet in rural post offices. I will inevitably discover their stupidity, their intolerance of foreigners and their religious fanaticism. And I will give up Bush.
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Ms. Latte feels comfortable in their company. I don't. I still prefer Christian fundamentalists to the Michael Moores, Gore Vidals and Noam Chomskys of the world. I might feel uncomfortable among duck hunters, but if they support this administration, let them shoot ducks. Foreign policy is what matters, not weekend hobbies or church prayers.
But...But......
Who was the candidate who was presented with a new shotgun at several "whistle stops" during the last presidential campaign?
Who was the candidate who was seen in more churches than even the Rev. Jesse Jackson during the last presidential campaign?
Who was the candidate who went on the great duck hunting expedition during the last presidential campaign?
That's Right Folks!
It was John Kerry!
The Greatest Duck Hunter of All Time...........
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