Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Armed with Nerf Missiles

scrappleface.com ^ | 2005-02-16 | Scott Ott

[NYTexan]

Satire Break!

[NYTexan]

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me kno

[Servant of the 9]

The Jimmy C. will have special torpedoes and cruise missiles that will only detonate if fired at the CVN Ronald Reagan or the CVN George Bush.

SO9

[dirtboy]

Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Armed with Nerf Missiles

The only sub in the fleet with "Duck Season!" on one side and "Rabbit Season!" on the other.

[martin_fierro]

Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Armed with Nerf Missiles

Now that's a sub armed to the teef!

[xrp]

Jimmy Carter is the first of the American Seahare-class subs

Check out this play on words of "Seawolf-class". Hahahahahahaha.

[EagleUSA]

While the assignment as Captain to a boomer is a high honor, and recognition of one's skills as a submariner, I still pity the good man that gets THIS JOB!!!

Foreever the target of razzing and riticule!!! Joke of the fleet for sure :-)

[drt1]

"This new generation of nuclear submarines is designed to use trust in our enemies as our first line of defense,"

Unfortunately, instead of being satire, this sums up the Carter approach to our enemies. No wonder he got the Prize. You can't have a war if you surrender before it can start.

[Little_shoe]

At least they did name a Carrier for dear Jimmy...

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

The good point here is that there will not be a super carrier carrying the name of Carter.

[STARWISE]

Nerf is an appropriate name to be connected with Jimmah Cahtah, isn't it?

[quidnunc]

The U.S. Navy's newest, most up-to-date — and only, so far — appeasement submarine.

[chemicalman]

Waiting on a photo. hahaha

[navygal]

When they come to surface, will they use spit wads?

[dfwgator]

Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Armed with Nerf Missiles

Or as fellow Georgian, Zell Miller, would say, spitballs.

[taxesareforever]

The sub will also be painted yellow signifying the backbone of the Carter legacy.

[martin_fierro]

"Armed with what -- SPITBALLS??"

[Daus]

Here is a pic of the sub in dry dock

[leprechaun9]

"...appeasement submarine."

You hit the nail on the head - an appeasement submarine -

IT ONLY ABSORBS MISSILES!

[NYTexan]