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I like it: Dean vs. Hillary vs. Clark vs. Edwards vs. Kerry vs. others... Pass the popcorn.
1 posted on 02/12/2005 2:50:53 PM PST by Cableguy
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Clark told the New York Daily News:

"All Americans, even if they're from the South and 'stupid,' should be represented..."

I've worked for him.

I wouldn't give him the sweat from my privates!

56 posted on 02/12/2005 4:46:43 PM PST by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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There's the bell! In the saffron and lime trunks it's Wes "Let's Trade Hats" Clark fresh from his most recent interview with the Homo Advocate. He tip-toes out from his corner and is immediately clocked by a maniacal Howard "AArrrggggggghhhhhh" Dean, fresh from his most recent stint as a bipolar manic depressive at the Vermont State Psychiatric Hospital!

Howard in blood red trunks (excuseme, it appears to be actual blood!) is cheered wildly by the 13 surviving members of MoveOn.org as he stumbles over his tongue!.

Dean's corner man tonight, Al "I'm a Real Man" Gore is yelling instructions for Dean to hit below the belt,...but wait, Clark has tagged Hitlery Rotten Clinton who, while attempting to step between the ropes has entangled her bulbous thighs in a mess. Hitlery, dressed as a Scandanavian Warrior Princess, signals to her Manager, Craig Livingston, that she's ready for the TKO! What a fight!

64 posted on 02/12/2005 5:38:28 PM PST by Doc Savage (...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
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Among other things, Clark was a Rhodes scholar from Arkansas.

He was a perfumed prince from the start, but his career really took off when he started kissing clinton's butt.

He was the head of the armored division at Fort Hood, and apparently was the guy who provided all that armor to Janet Reno so she could incinerate the children at Waco.

While running the campaign against Yugoslavia, he managed to bomb the TV station, bomb the Chinese embassy, and TWICE tried to start a war with Russia. The incident at the airfield is well known. But he also tried to sink the Russian spy ships in the Aegean that were watching the war.

Fortunately he was restrained both times. The man is not just a perfumed prince, he's also a candidate for the Caine Mutiny.


65 posted on 02/12/2005 6:22:27 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Howie...scream..... and Weasley Clark......


66 posted on 02/12/2005 6:26:23 PM PST by pointsal
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