"All Americans, even if they're from the South and 'stupid,' should be represented..."
I've worked for him.
Howard in blood red trunks (excuseme, it appears to be actual blood!) is cheered wildly by the 13 surviving members of MoveOn.org as he stumbles over his tongue!.
Dean's corner man tonight, Al "I'm a Real Man" Gore is yelling instructions for Dean to hit below the belt,...but wait, Clark has tagged Hitlery Rotten Clinton who, while attempting to step between the ropes has entangled her bulbous thighs in a mess. Hitlery, dressed as a Scandanavian Warrior Princess, signals to her Manager, Craig Livingston, that she's ready for the TKO! What a fight!
Among other things, Clark was a Rhodes scholar from Arkansas.
He was a perfumed prince from the start, but his career really took off when he started kissing clinton's butt.
He was the head of the armored division at Fort Hood, and apparently was the guy who provided all that armor to Janet Reno so she could incinerate the children at Waco.
While running the campaign against Yugoslavia, he managed to bomb the TV station, bomb the Chinese embassy, and TWICE tried to start a war with Russia. The incident at the airfield is well known. But he also tried to sink the Russian spy ships in the Aegean that were watching the war.
Fortunately he was restrained both times. The man is not just a perfumed prince, he's also a candidate for the Caine Mutiny.
Howie...scream..... and Weasley Clark......