Posted on 02/08/2005 11:42:28 AM PST by Liz
BTW, the most loathsome, useless creature is paris hilton. her skankiness has been plaguing us for years (and she's only about 23). never attempted college, couldn't even graduate from her private school for problem children, and revels in her vileness.
Is Woody Allen not on the list?
Regards, Ivan
OMG, we gotta post that one as a "Caption This."
MY CAPTION: "You want me to do what, Bill?"
The NY Press has really gone downhill since they got new editors a couple of years ago. I must agree that Donny Deutsch belongs on the list though.
I disagree that the Strand staffers are annoying though. For that I'll include the new editors of the NY Press as part of the loathsome new yorker list. The strand wouldn't be good without the surly staffers. I think they actually read the books as opposed to barnes and noble up the street.
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i-Snobs
THE BLINDING WHITE cords flowing out of my sublimely waxed ears say it all: I'm in no mood for talking, and my income bracket makes cumbersome CDs so unnecessary, so Second Wave. With thousands of songs from my iPod at my polished fingertips, I can now walk through life effortlessly, angelically, shielded by the anodized aluminum of my futuristic listening device. I can strut with confidence and disinterest past those in my chosen path. I'm cut off from your dirty world by my ear buds and their enhanced sound and noise-suppression features. I'm a creature of advertising, a walking cliche with 25-minute skip protection and Volkswagen dreams. Shit, my profile even resembles the faceless, platonic form in the billboard.
Thanks for this post, I'm dying over here.
ROTFLMCO.........priceless.
A gross omission to be sure.......although putting pedophile WA on the list would have cheapened it (/sarc).
Buddy...DEAD...nuff said.
Mario Cuomo isn't on the list either.
Regards, Ivan
LoL.......that whole thing was great.
I loved "aka Moe Ron."
NUMBER 1 MOST LOATHSOME
Rudy Giuliani
Businessman
FOR RUNNING AROUND the streets of Lower Manhattan without visibly crapping himself, Giuliani was elevated from the world's most hypocritical goon to He-Man, Master of the Universe.
Forget his violating federal handicap laws, his wars on rent control and community gardens, his refusal to test DNA rape kits until the five-year statute of limitations was up, or his corporate real estate giveaways—Rudy is now considered a Great and Heroic American Mayor.
After office, Rudy wasted no time cashing in on his immaculately conceived new stature, riding into a post-mayoral sunset of private sector millions, five-figure lectures and flattering rumors about his political future in the GOP.
It was toward this last end that Rudy came out in defense of Bush's Ground Zero campaign ads last month. And why not? He's co-chair of the Republican National Convention host committee, and the tragedy saved his sinking a** too.
Congratulations, Rudy. Though we prayed you'd fade away, your insistent grandstanding, lingering influence and threats of future public office leave us no choice.
For actions past and present, you are hereby crowned 2004's Most Loathsome New Yorker. If we didn't have a rule against it, you'd probably be here for life.
The lady in line at the supermarket who argues for 10 minutes with the cashier about the validity of a coupon...these people are a blight on our society.
My personal favorite on the list....Sarah Jessica Parker. To paraphrase Ann Richards...all chin, no talent.
I would add:
Anyone nicknamed Mitzi, Ditzi (with an 'i'), Muffy, or Sugar
Tina Brown, Lizzy Grubman and Liz Smith (a tie)
The lady in line at the supermarket who argues for 10 minutes with the cashier about the validity of a coupon...these people are a blight on our society.
Tina Brown is from England
Liz Smith is from Texas
Lizzy Grubman is from mars.
Mario's a has-been.....although Andrew woulda been a great contender for Number one Most Loathsome.
No surprise, since rattiness runs in that family...sister is Ellen Ratner.
Mark Green isn't there either.
Regards, Ivan
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