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R&B Singer Gouges Out Eye After Suicide Attempt
Reuters, via Yahoo ^
| 2.2.2005
| Gail Mitchell
Posted on 02/02/2005 8:47:59 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: lavrenti
Does this mean Houston will only have to pay half-price at Lenscrafter?
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:20:48 PM PST
by
speedy
To: speedy
Houston's Lasik surgery will be half off!
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:23:36 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: RetroWarrior
It's only fair. You know, he can at least still use his telescope, although the binoculars won't be of much use now.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:25:18 PM PST
by
speedy
To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:25:56 PM PST
by
csvset
To: speedy
If that's not allowed, he can accuse them of price-gouging.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:26:12 PM PST
by
lavrenti
(Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
To: Theresawithanh
Oh yeah... I've looked at the DUmmie Funnies every now & then, but I never kept up with the names of all those kooks! I guess I should pay closer attention next time.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:26:44 PM PST
by
mysto
("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
To: Hank Rearden
Quick and dirty and politically incorrect.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:26:57 PM PST
by
JoJo Gunn
(More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. ©)
To: speedy
He can also use an monocular.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:27:27 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: lavrenti
All I know is, when he covers up the one eye to read the eye chart, he's not going to do so well.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:28:13 PM PST
by
speedy
To: JoJo Gunn
I was hoping someone would photo shop that!
90
posted on
02/02/2005 9:28:34 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: NYC GOP Chick
To: RetroWarrior
I hope he at least thinks long and hard before he does the same thing to his other eye. Although it would open up a whole new line of jokes for us.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:30:16 PM PST
by
speedy
To: NYC GOP Chick
Houston to emergency room nurse: "I have my eye on you!"
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:31:13 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: speedy
Then he would be singing "Opps I did it again."
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:32:50 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: JoJo Gunn
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:33:20 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: RetroWarrior
One thing he wouldn't be singing is "Oh say can you see"
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:34:06 PM PST
by
speedy
To: speedy
but he could sing "My eye has seen the glory of the coming of the Lord"
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:35:28 PM PST
by
RetroWarrior
("We count it death to falter, not to die")
To: speedy
Maybe he can get a monocle... he can be a trendsetter by bringing them back in vogue...
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:36:13 PM PST
by
mysto
("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
To: speedy
Do you this is appropriate to be an optic of discussion on FR?
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:37:11 PM PST
by
lavrenti
(Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
To: mysto
He might as well make the best of it. He could look like one of those old German professors.
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posted on
02/02/2005 9:37:57 PM PST
by
speedy
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