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R&B Singer Gouges Out Eye After Suicide Attempt
Reuters, via Yahoo ^ | 2.2.2005 | Gail Mitchell

Posted on 02/02/2005 8:47:59 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

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To: NYC GOP Chick

How to eye love thee, let me count the ways.


101 posted on 02/02/2005 9:38:10 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: speedy
He could even dress it up with a top hat, tails, and a cane...

102 posted on 02/02/2005 9:38:46 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: RetroWarrior

b side No mofo binoculars and 3D for me!


103 posted on 02/02/2005 9:38:53 PM PST by xp38
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Sammy Davis Jr. Called Houston today and said "Eye haven't seen you around much lately."
104 posted on 02/02/2005 9:40:07 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: RetroWarrior

um... Sammy Davis Jr. is dead... so maybe he called Ray Charles instead...


105 posted on 02/02/2005 9:41:12 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: mysto

Eye couldn't tell you.


106 posted on 02/02/2005 9:41:55 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: mysto

Um...Ray has also shuffled off this mortal coil.


107 posted on 02/02/2005 9:42:40 PM PST by xp38
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Um...Ray has also shuffled off this mortal coil.
Um, I know that... I'm thinking they're having an interesting conversation right now in that great recording studio in the sky...
108 posted on 02/02/2005 9:44:42 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: lavrenti

The most fun posts usually are not. Just trying to think of the bright side for Houston -- at least he'll be in demand for games of Blind Man's Bluff. It will only take him half as long to wipe the sleep out of his eyes. He has a lot to look forward to.


109 posted on 02/02/2005 9:44:59 PM PST by speedy
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Oh my!!! Now he will have to change his name from Houston to Patch.
110 posted on 02/02/2005 9:45:19 PM PST by armymarinemom (but should never follow the words 'I support the troops")
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To: speedy

Of course he won't be able to wink at anyone anymore... it'll just look like he's blinking...


111 posted on 02/02/2005 9:46:08 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Guess that takes care of the double vision problem.


112 posted on 02/02/2005 9:46:11 PM PST by taxesareforever
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To: mysto

Now that is a look that needs to come back. Very relaxed and casual. I like it.


113 posted on 02/02/2005 9:46:19 PM PST by speedy
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To: speedy

Actually he has a lot less to look forward to.

Like half.


114 posted on 02/02/2005 9:46:53 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: speedy
Just think how much he'll save in Visine!
115 posted on 02/02/2005 9:47:14 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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One thing he won't ever have to worry about again -- going cross-eyed.


116 posted on 02/02/2005 9:48:10 PM PST by speedy
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Some time in the future he will be accused of drug abuse because of his glassy eyed appearance.
117 posted on 02/02/2005 9:49:44 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: RetroWarrior

I think Houston would be happy to know how much material he has given us. I never heard of the guy before tonight, but I have a feeling I won't soon forget him. Anxiously awaiting NYC GOP Chick's follow-up post on this subject. You notice she started this mess and then disappeared. Probably looking for a story about some guy who cut off his hand.


118 posted on 02/02/2005 9:51:48 PM PST by speedy
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To: speedy

In the Democrat Party, he would be king!

That one took some thought...


119 posted on 02/02/2005 9:52:48 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

120 posted on 02/02/2005 9:53:04 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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