Conservative in Politics, Not in Lingerie

NY Times ^ | 2.2.2005 | Peter Applebome

[Miss Behave]

Vicki's secret is for us girls to know, and for you guys to read about. ;-)

B, it's very complex, and may be over your...brain. ;-)

[TheBigB]

I only read it for the articles (of clothing) anyway. :)P

[Miss Behave]

"The truth is that Victoria's secret is that she is a he. The company is one of many owned by Leslie Wexner (who also founded the limited). Trust me, you do NOT want to see Mr. Wexner in lingerie."

I'm sure his WIFE grins and bears it when he cat-walks with come-hither, out of the master bath, in this spring's latest satin and laced fuschia, peek-a-boo, clear plastic strapped demi-bra and matching garter straps, with coal black, large scale fishnet hose on over his black croc Manolo stilettos.

She knows which side her bread is buttered. ;-)

[Miss Behave]

"I only read it for the articles (of clothing) anyway. :)P"

So...each small article must be a quick read? ;-)

[TheBigB]

Yes, I just tear right through them.

Mayhap I could've phrased that differently...

[Miss Behave]

Bam. Smackdown on B. ;-)

[nmh]

"Mr. Schneider, who lives in Riverton, in South Jersey, and does both online marketing and landscaping, figures that maybe 90 percent of the visitors to his site come for his Republican Babe feature, which exists somewhere between hard-core patriotism and soft-core porn, where state secrets meet Victoria's Secret."

Not someone I'd vote for. Demeaning women as sex objects isn't very Republican.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I always get great service at the VS mall stores.

[LibertyGirl77]

"Bet you dollars to donuts: Photoshop."

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. ;)

[TheBigB]

A-HA! The secret's out! :^)

Still a great pic, though...

[Miss Behave]

LOL, Fierce. And Mr. Leslie Wexner is probably the only guy that knows what the color fuchsia is. Fierce, you don't know what it is, do you?

It is not even CLOSE to John Deere yellow. :-)

[TheBigB]

"No man should know the difference between mauve and fuschia."
~~Tom Parks

[Miss Behave]

But you like it when you see it?

[TheBigB]

Beats me. I have no idea when I see it. :^)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Yep, fuschia is the only non Crayola-8 color I know. The nice ladies at VS taught me that one. I said I want the bright pink and they laughed. I never met Mauve.

[Miss Behave]

"Beats me. I have no idea when I see it. :^)"

B must go into VS stores blindfolded. I knew he was weird.

[TheBigB]

The only times I've ever been in them was with ex-gfs shopping. If I liked the color, I liked the color, but I never asked what it was. I just called them red, pink, blue, black, etc.

[Darksheare]

In Vic's Secret stores, I get asked odd questions by other customers.
Usually along the lines of "How's this look?" or "I need a man's opinion on this."

Sometimes amusing, sometimes enigmatic, and sometimes makes me groan inwardly while forcing a smile.
I never know what I will be yelled at about next.

[Rca2000]

You all are REALLY going to laugh at me for this(try to be gentle, please),but I hav ealways thought that Victoria's secret was owned By Victoria Principal(I know, dumb,'eh)?

As for the line about "conservative women NOT being "PC"', well, maybe that explains it, then.. Most of the women I have known, and have betrayed me, turned out NOT to be conservative at all.