Posted on 02/02/2005 12:02:12 AM PST by Stoat
I know. I'm just playin' with him.
ROFL. But, hey, don´t think the German army were weak: "Ve haf vays off macking yu sinking ve were week. Butt instad, ve haff hutegh undergraund armies!"
Seriously, IF (LOL) we arrested him, he wouldn´t survive the day of an American invasion or resuce mission. I always wonder why the guards in the movies don´t shoot the hostages once they realize that they´ll die soon!?
And the German people wonder why we are going to move our military personnel out of there?
This is indeed a real funny thread. I´m laughing right now, because I had the same idea (like Lazamataz) to prentend that we were trying to "lull" you in safety. "Ve haff hutegh armies in our undergraund!" ;-)
Make the "real" a "really".
If the courts over there are stupid enough to accept this case...
Actually it would make a even funnier movie if done by conservative Germans because they could do a lot of needed social commentary. There are issues that sometimes only good comedy can get away with saying. There could also be some good natured jokes about the United States that would have German audiences rolling. In American movies the hostage almost never gets shot because it would ruin the film. Since I guess German humor is darker, they could kill off the hostage 47 times if they wanted. I would hate to see a grand old gentleman like Donald Rumsfeld done any harm, even in a make believe movie. Erklaren Sie nicht uber die unterirdischen Armeen des Geheimnisses. LOL
Nope, neither the courts nor the Prosecutors accept this report. They just have to investigate before they send it back with a gentle "No, thanks!"
I figure you wanted to say "Don´t tell about the secret underground armies!" Instead you said "Don´t explain about the underground armies of the secret!" :-D
These Germans have egg all over their faces when it comes to war crimes. Those people still can't face themselves for Hitler and WWII, or at least many of them are in denial. I have a German sister in law, and I seriously doubt whether or not her children have any concept of the Holocaust and Hitler. It's hard to face the truth when you are not the hero, so most don't.
Absolutely. Your laughter will soon end in sorry silence - once our U-Armies sour up from their hidden places. ;-)
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