Hillary Clinton Collapses - Amherst, NY

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[It's me]

I guess she's going on w/ her plans. She WILL talk at Canisius College. Well, she better be ready for the protesters.

[RaceBannon]

[tiamat]

I LIKE your new tag-line!

[mountaineer]

What are you talking about? Most here have expressed prayers and hopes for her recovery. We may not like her (to put it mildly), but we don't issue death threats like the DUmmies.

[ShandaLear]

The flu? I'm so sure.

[shhrubbery!]

She'd make the pregnancy coincide with her presidential run in '08.

And I meant to add, that JFK did precisely that for his presidential run in 1960.

If there ever was a planned pregnancy, it was that one.

Sadly, the child was born and died shortly after the election.

[Obadiah]

D'Oh!

[demlosers]

Clinton was scheduled to speak Monday at a Catholic college despite protests from anti-abortion groups and reluctance from the Catholic diocese. She was expected to discuss health care, not her pro-choice stance on abortion -- the cause of the protesters' anger. Several hundred people were waiting to hear that address. There were also hundreds of protesters waiting at the college.

Sounds like enough to give her a tummy ache.

[Delbert]

They just said on the news that Hillary has Prostate problem....could be linked to testicular ailments as well.

[SlowBoat407]

I've never in my life felt faint from a stomach ailment

It's the GI flu going around. It gives people diareah for 24 hours and unless you drink water you get dehydrated.

I had it so bad that I was passing out every time I got sick. It's horrible - the worst I've ever had.

[Lower55]

"If she's had the stomach flu, she sure don't need an enema..."

Flew right by ya, didn't it?

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

I notice we never see Hillary and Dane together.

Hmmm.

[malia]

hillary rodham clinton will be 59 years old this year!!!!!

And little willy winkie will be 60 years old this year!!!!!!

And he looks really sick - like with something I would not want to have.

[demnomo]

Update: She apparently felt weak after some sort of stomach virus. She had been scheduled to speak at the Catholic College later today and there were several hundred protesters waiting for her. Must be the dreaded Yellow Gut Virus. I think she no longer wants to speak at Canisius College. I think it's safe to resume joking about this now. Seriously.

I just read the update. Looks like she's on the mend. Yes, it is safe to resume joking now. ;)

[pissant]

Where's my six pack?

[mrobison]

I just hope this woman isn't the Purple Teletubby's proctologist.

[mlbford2]

Let me just get this right. You are comparing a despotic dictator who fills graves with 100s of thousands of innocent people by his own hand with a US politician whose views we happen to disagree with. Just making sure I understand your point.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"You can bet this has something to do with her legal troubles and reports that she might be indicted."

Do you think she's going to escape and that she will be cared for well, in Arafat's old French hospital room?

[ken5050]

Remember when Canisus won the NIT?

[Corin Stormhands]

Thanks. I stole it from another thread. ;-)