Posted on 01/28/2005 11:17:08 AM PST by Beowulf9
tin foil...gotta start lining those towel-things with some tin foil.
Wow, what a tale!
Doesn't this give Oliver Stone an idea for his next movie? Maybe Stone and Michael Moore can each do movies on this?
"Anyone with any skill could look at the seismograph and tell the difference between an earthquake and a nuke. The earthquake has a gradual build up to a maximum while the bomb starts at the maximum.
Earthquake:
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Bomb: Bangrumblerumblerumblerumble"
Without your beautiful graphics, but hey, this was pretty cool! Also pretty astute.
Yes, we are the almighty Americans' who can send out tsunamis, and then also pay for them later!
Actually, the testing was a joint effort of the US, Finland, the Vatican, Bill Gates, and Oscar Meyer Weiner Corporation. A top secret vessel, piloted by a Romanian tugboat captain brought the massive barge from New Jersey (where the secret lab is located) to the location in the Indian Ocean. The pope personally blessed the "button" and slugged down two beers before leaving on his luxery yacht. Bill Gates personally designed the software used...using parts of both Windows 98, Windows NT and a top secret software he developed back in the garage in 1975. George Bush arrived to salute the US marines who were guarding the vessel and had some peanuts lodge in his throat which caused the secret service to quickly thump his back to get him back on track. The marines were fed by a special Oscar Meyer barge which was brought down...and grilled weiners were cooked around the clock for our boys to survive in the dang awful heat. As the moment of the test arrived...Madonna was personally flown in to be the "button pusher", and sung a round of "hot blooded woman" to the marines...who all cried as the explosion occurred. Beer was served immedately after the event, and everyone went home...missing the Tsunami.
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