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HEINZ DATING KRUGER
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 1/24/5 | Daily Dish

Posted on 01/24/2005 8:30:27 PM PST by SmithL

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1 posted on 01/24/2005 8:30:27 PM PST by SmithL
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separated from her French husband Guillaume Canet several months ago and has been dating Heinz in secret since November.

Unfortunately for Guillaume, she wanted a real man, the kind of guy that puts ketchup, not mayo, on his freedom fries!

2 posted on 01/24/2005 8:34:38 PM PST by mark502inf
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You think Chris Heinz qualifies as a "real man"?


3 posted on 01/24/2005 8:40:02 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Christine Fraudoire is not my governoire.)
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kept quiet so it wouldn't affect Heinz's stepfather Senator John Kerry's Presidential campaign for the White House last year.

 

How can they be so sure it wouldn't have helped? That campaign was a large load of steaming tripe. Anything that might have removed attention from JF Kerry would have been a good strategy.

4 posted on 01/24/2005 8:41:07 PM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: SmithL

It is "Beauty and the Beast" all over again, folks. The only difference is that after she kisses him, the clown turns into a frog!


5 posted on 01/24/2005 8:41:13 PM PST by indcons (The Quran - the world's first WMD)
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Its all relative. He only had to beat out "Guillaume"!


6 posted on 01/24/2005 8:41:22 PM PST by mark502inf
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Maybe he can make like stepdad and live off her bucks ... Ooops -- forgot he has dad's bucks!


7 posted on 01/24/2005 8:42:37 PM PST by Mr. Buzzcut (metal god ... visit The Ponderosa .... www.vandelay.com)
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if worst came to worst and kerry did win...i dare say it would have been quite entertaining


8 posted on 01/24/2005 8:42:47 PM PST by grand old partier
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Yes, amusing sort of in the way that a nuclear bomb drop is a laugh riot.


9 posted on 01/24/2005 8:45:18 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (*Gregoire is French for Stealing an Election*)
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To: SmithL
heck. For a minute, I thought tah-RAY-zuh had dumped Jacques for the "Friday the 13th" guy.
10 posted on 01/24/2005 8:46:30 PM PST by smonk
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11 posted on 01/24/2005 8:48:58 PM PST by KoRn
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I suppose. I just don't believe in the mythical creature known as "liberal man".


12 posted on 01/24/2005 8:49:15 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Christine Fraudoire is not my governoire.)
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How stoopid do they think people are? Really?

The New York Daily News reports the German model-turned-actress, 28, separated from her French husband Guillaume Canet several months ago and has been dating Heinz in secret since November.

A friend says the romance was kept quiet so it wouldn't affect Heinz's stepfather Senator John Kerry's Presidential campaign for the White House last year.

The election was November 2nd. How would it affect the election iffin' they only started dating in November? So, they probably mean November 2003 and then she got separated. The numbers just don't add up.

13 posted on 01/24/2005 8:55:19 PM PST by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)
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You meant "Nightmare on Elm Street" guy...


14 posted on 01/24/2005 8:57:31 PM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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---You meant "Nightmare on Elm Street" guy...---

well, heck. I just hate it when I screw up a perfectly corny joke.

15 posted on 01/24/2005 9:00:07 PM PST by smonk
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That's all right - the real fright was Tuh-ray-zuh, anyway...
16 posted on 01/24/2005 9:02:29 PM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: SmithL

So, it looks like Chrissy got himself a beard.

They hardly had to keep it a secret if they started going out in November. Kerry lost by midnight on the 2nd!

How sweet that he was 'overheard' talking to Gwyneth on the phone about fatherhood.

Sounds like they're revving up the PR committee to place stories that can be called up later, during his political campaigns to show a pattern of heterosexuality to us simple minded bigots in flyover country.

ps. I thought Terayza ditched John for that serial murder movie guy. ;-)

Pinz


18 posted on 01/24/2005 9:12:15 PM PST by pinz-n-needlez
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No doubt she loves him for who he is---and not his money.

(/sarc)


19 posted on 01/24/2005 9:30:40 PM PST by fastattacksailor (This tagline under serious consideration!)
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Is this the clown who loves the RATs underground and moveon?


20 posted on 01/24/2005 9:46:09 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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