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Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
I like the one about, "If you ever had your nipple bitten off......... by a beaver. You might be a redneck..."
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:46:36 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: pickemuphere
do the image search for overloaded car.
To: Fierce Allegiance
A real redneck can name the track they are racing at in the hairy-back-Earnhart-fan picture. I can, But I ain't a redneck. It's Bristol, but I ain't a redneck neither.
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:49:35 AM PST
by
tj_2004
To: TexasCowboy
Redneck Doorbell
To: TexasCowboy
That was an absolute scream! Reminds me of home. I actually saw a school bus once with a Volkswagen van welded to the top as a bedroom. Very inventive.
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:51:18 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: martin_fierro
Damn! She trashed his Bass boat!
66
posted on
01/24/2005 6:52:28 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
31)You Crack Lobster with Channel Locks, I generally use the fat end of a crescent wrench.
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:53:05 AM PST
by
Little Bill
(A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Ahhh, there it is..! You've made my day.
To: Fierce Allegiance
Oh my! I didn't know there was anyone nearby with a camera!
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:55:33 AM PST
by
najida
(Some days you beat the dragon, and some days you change your tag line so you beat the Dragon.)
To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican; TexasCowboy
70
posted on
01/24/2005 6:56:41 AM PST
by
bd476
(God Bless those in harm's way and bring peace to those who have lost loved ones today.)
To: TexasCowboy
Man, I needed a good laugh today.
The furnace backfired or something and spewed oily soot all over the basement and some got upstairs too. Damn near impossible to clean.
Here's a link for further enjoyment.
Great Mobile Homes Of Mississippi
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:57:22 AM PST
by
NEPA
To: nuffsenuff
"The family photo is a joke..." Have you ever been to East Texas around Longview, Tyler? Go to Walmarts there; you will see the spitting image.
To: mommadooo3
That's so wrong. LOL
At least the doorbell button isn't red.
73
posted on
01/24/2005 6:58:04 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. Can I claim honorary neo-redneck status if my working computer sits on top of my non-working computer?
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posted on
01/24/2005 6:59:22 AM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Meet the new Abbas, same as the old Abbas)
To: TexasCowboy
Those were great. Thanks.
75
posted on
01/24/2005 6:59:35 AM PST
by
wizr
(Freedom ain't free.)
To: thoughtomator
You have high tech redneck status.
76
posted on
01/24/2005 7:00:44 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: tj_2004
To: TexasCowboy
No offence taken (speaking only for myself). Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy redneck is now something to be proud of. Besides, they dominate in the Red States.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:03:06 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: nuffsenuff
Most of my friends look like that.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:05:37 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: TexasCowboy; TexConfederate1861; katnip
Thanks. We do know exactly how much hay we can get into every vehicle we own.
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posted on
01/24/2005 7:05:46 AM PST
by
MarMema
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