Posted on 01/21/2005 4:58:03 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What do they need bodyguards for anyway? Don't the 5000 layers of lard on their bellies protect them?
"What do they need bodyguards for anyway? Don't the 5000 layers of lard on their
bellies protect them?"
I suspect that the adipose tissue covered with a high quality (thick) leather jacket
should protect from a lot of pee-shooter pistol rounds...(although I'd not want
to test that theory).
That wouldn't be fair, as Mr. Heston has Alzheimers. How about Tom Selleck?
In other words, only Dan Rather would consider him an honest man?
But is the bodyguard really stupid, or did he just trip over a stupid gun law by obeying another stupid gun law?
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