Speaker tells Palo Alto students that stripping can be lucrative

AP ^ | 1/13/5 | BILEN MESFIN

[weegee]

I hope that their economics class explained that while you can save money by turning a condom inside out and using it again, it defeats the purpose...

Sloppy Fecunds

Just in case you didn't watch Fox 26 News last month, here is some earthshakingly important information you missed: Guys, don't take your pal's freshly used condom, turn it inside out, and then have sex with your girlfriend.

Reporter Reshonda Tate filed what we have to believe -- if only for the sake of our already shaken faith in TV news -- was an exclusive report that contained this gem. Positioned in the front seat of a car and brandishing a Trojan wrapper, Tate told viewers about a frolicking foursome hampered by a rubber shortage.

Couple No. 1 had their fun in the backseat, then handed the used condom to what had to be a very smooth-talking male half of Couple No. 2. That male half, who apparently did better in debate club than he did in biology class, turned the wienie wrapper inside out and made sweet front-seat love to his own woman. Does it get any more romantic than that?

At any rate, that second woman now turns out to be pregnant from the male half of Couple No. 1, Tate said. Which is really a tough break for that guy, not having had at least the momentary pleasure of doing her and all. (At least he got to listen.)

[Gal.5:1]

lovely.
Public Jr. Hi: one of the scariest places in America.

[baltodog]

Believe it or not, people actually pay me money to KEEP MY CLOTHES ON!!!!