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POLL: IN MATCH-UP BETWEEN HILLARY AND KERRY, MOST DEMOCRATS WOULD CHOOSE SUICIDE
Borowitz Report ^ | 6 January 2005 | Borowitz

Posted on 01/07/2005 11:37:13 AM PST by fastattacksailor

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To: RockinRight
"Hmmm...to avoid stooping to the level of the DUers, I won't comment."

I think there's a way you can do that without posting, though I'm not certain. Perhaps a Google search?

21 posted on 01/07/2005 12:03:50 PM PST by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: Blurblogger
Kool-Aid Stand
22 posted on 01/07/2005 12:22:27 PM PST by IchBinEinBerliner
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To: Rhetorical pi2
They make Kool-Aid punch?!

Cool!

23 posted on 01/07/2005 12:32:35 PM PST by 88keys
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To: marblehead17

That's a riot.


24 posted on 01/07/2005 1:29:47 PM PST by Darth Reagan
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To: fastattacksailor

This could be a wonderful thing. Just think. Once and for all Lurch's traitorious military record and afterward could be finally exposed in a way all the stupid dumbos would finally have to admit is the case, as they hissed with the dark forked tongues at each other to totally discredit the other with actual facts, the demos would finally be broken. Whoever runs as the Republican Presidental elect might experience a landslide such as Ronny experienced. I see this as the best choice.........Madame Hillary verse Lurch. Of course we need a dozen or so standard bearers such as the reveeereeeend Jackson, the revvveeeerrend Al Sharppyton, and perhaps for balance, the distinguiiiiished General Clark to add to the ruckus and make sure the two very soundly trashed as the dombos looked on in horror. Yep best scenario folks.


25 posted on 01/07/2005 1:40:06 PM PST by Marine_Uncle
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To: RockinRight

Awwww, go for it---sound like a DU'er.....

After all, as a FReeper, you're entitiled to make fun of 'em!


26 posted on 01/07/2005 1:54:13 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: alancarp

What I've give to see them in my windshield.

Squash 'em like a bug, says I!


27 posted on 01/07/2005 1:54:56 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: Baynative

Moore-Dean.

Can you imagine what the debates would be like?

Instead of a glass of water, Moooron would have to get a tableful of big macs.


28 posted on 01/07/2005 1:55:58 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: ozzymandus

They would never put their money where their mouth is, but we can always hope!


29 posted on 01/07/2005 1:56:33 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: Marine_Uncle

I too would love to see the feeding frenzy in the democRAT debates and primaries.

Hillary shreiking, Kerry flopping, Mooron farting.

'course, we would ALL need a vacation afterwards.


30 posted on 01/07/2005 1:58:41 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: fastattacksailor

"I too would love to see the feeding frenzy in the democRAT debates and primaries. Hillary shreiking, Kerry flopping, Mooron farting. 'course, we would ALL need a vacation afterwards."

Perhaps after the final debate, after lurch and teeeerrraaasssahh received the klintons on stage, as is traditional in those debates, lurch could whip out a luger and shoot her in the back. Hey he was allowed to do that to a skinny fleeing goop, why not repeat it once again. Imagine how relieved billy boy would be to finally get rid of the witch.


31 posted on 01/07/2005 2:10:21 PM PST by Marine_Uncle
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To: Marine_Uncle

Damn!

That scenario never even crossed my mind!

Wow. THAT would be worth suffering through the democRAT debates for!


32 posted on 01/07/2005 2:14:11 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: fastattacksailor

Heh heh. Then the fat boy can do a movie on it.
Hang in there.


33 posted on 01/07/2005 2:24:21 PM PST by Marine_Uncle
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