POLL: IN MATCH-UP BETWEEN HILLARY AND KERRY, MOST DEMOCRATS WOULD CHOOSE SUICIDE

Borowitz Report ^ | 6 January 2005 | Borowitz

[fastattacksailor]

This guy is usually a lib, but I have to admit this IS funny.

[RockinRight]

Hmmm...to avoid stooping to the level of the DUers, I won't comment.

[alancarp]

Well, it fits, too: suicide by jumping in front of a city bus requires the government being involved in your demise. That's typical of Democrats.

[Deetes]

Sounds about right ;-)

[handy old one]

That makes you want to rethink your whole life pattern.

[sierrahome]

An Excellent Choice!

[RJL]

POLL: IN MATCH-UP BETWEEN HILLARY AND KERRY, MOST DEMOCRATS WOULD CHOOSE SUICIDE Survey Spells Trouble for Dems, Pollster Says

LOL… Excellent!

"Throwing yourself in front of a speeding city bus" was the most popular means of suicide at 22%

Liberals to the very end though, using a mass transit city bus to end it all.

[Catie]

Oh come on, it's a riot!

[leadpencil1]

LOL!

[ozzymandus]

Now if only the RATs had the guts to put their money where their mouths are.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I kinda thought they'd go for light rail.

[DaisyCutter]

Reached at his home in Massachusetts, Sen. Kerry pointed out that while he did not do as well as suicide, he still polled higher than Sen. Clinton, adding, “That’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.”

But Mr. Pritchard was quick to throw cold water on Mr. Kerry’s upbeat assessment: “In a head-to-head match-up, a sharp stick in the eye beats Sen. Kerry by a two-to-one margin.”

lol

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

QUICK, GET MY BROKER ON THE PHONE!

BUY ALL POSSIBLE KOOL-AID STOCK!

[Gil4]

Cool. Bring'em on and pass the popcorn. That sounds entertaining and productive.

(Except I think their real answer to the choice is "John who?")

[marblehead17]

ping

[Rhetorical pi2]

Can you imagine the mass hysteria if you added Algore and the "Breck Girl" to the mix?

Lines would form for cyanide with a Kool-Aid chaser!

LOL!

[Rhetorical pi2]

You gotta type fast if you wanna be first to get the Kool-Aid punch line in first!! (I was a little slow) :o)

[G.Mason]

" POLL: IN MATCH-UP BETWEEN HILLARY AND KERRY, MOST DEMOCRATS WOULD CHOOSE SUICIDE"

That works.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"You gotta type fast if you wanna be first to get the Kool-Aid punch line in first!! (I was a little slow) :o)"



Do I get a "neener"? See #14.... ;^)