Some Headlines Predicted for 2029

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[EagleUSA]

Yes if we fight hard enough, English will again be the primary language in California....and citizens will have their rights back, and illegals will lose those rights.

[Mr. Mojo]

President Chelsea Clinton's Anti-smoking Amendment will ban all smoking in US as of January 1, 2030.

What's her father going to do with all his cigars? ;)

.....although he'll have likely passed on by then.

[Mr. Mojo]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

lol

[Texas_Jarhead]

"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. "

ROF!

[JillValentine]

How about

Homeowner sentenced to death for having Christmas tree in Muslim Sensitivity Zone.

Conservative protesters arrested after trying to re-legalize marriage between a man and a woman.

Democratic Party finally changes its name to National Socialist Party.

[Retain Mike]

You have got to write a book! Alvin Tofler made millions with Future Shock before it ended up a garage sale fodder.

[Vor Lady]

LOL! I hope your first two predictions never happen; but all three are too funny!

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"President Chelsea Clinton's Anti-smoking Amendment will ban all smoking in US as of January 1, 2030.

What's her father going to do with all his cigars? ;)"

He never actually smoked them anyway, did he?

[BillF]

Mr. Mojo said that Bill Clinton "have likely passed on by then [2030]."

What cause? STD, cardio disease from Big Macs, OD on cocaine, jealous husband, angry father, or self-inflicted gunshot wound when he realizes that his legacy is a stained blue dress and midnight basketball?

[Mr. Mojo]

Nope, he didn't. .....and that's why I posted the "wink" sign after the question mark ;)

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Pope John Paul II's health worsens; speculation abounds as to possible successors.

[NRA2BFree]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. lol

Do I detect a reference between that shutter speed and my mouth? LOL!

[Joe Bonforte]

"US National Health Service Cuts Wait for Cancer Scan to Only 18 Months"

"200 DIE OF COLD IN MINNEAPOLIS DURING POWER SHORTAGE: Power Authority Refuses to Reopen Coal Fired Plant"

"Dept of Agriculture Mandates All Farmers Grow More Soy"

"REPUBLICAN WINS COUNTY CLERK ELECTION: Only Republican currently in office, members of Democratic Underground claim vote fraud"

[Waco]

Congress passes 69th amendment to U.S. Constitution, re crime: Briefly:: TO HELL WIT DE GAWD DAMM VICTIMS!

[GreenHornet]

Lockout by NHL owners entering 26th year.

[momincombatboots]

He just didn't inhale.

[Gforce11]

"Lockout by NHL owners entering 26th year."

LOL.

[tubebender]

"China imports Russians to work in it's WalMart stores"

[baseballfanjm]

The Boston Red Sox, known throughout baseball as the Evil Empire, win their 4th straight World Series over the Cubs, who still haven't won since 1908.

Those lovable losers, everyone's favorite team, The New York Yankees, drop another ALCS in heartbreaking fashion, extending their curse to its 30th season.

;-)