Democrats Ponder Why Kerry Did So Well

scrappleface.com ^ | 2005-01-02 | Scott Ott

[NYTexan]

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[NYTexan]

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[snarkytart]

Satire my rearend...I agree with this!!
lol

Why did he even come so close!

[Peach]

Did you read on Drudge that Kerry said in an interview:

"We didn't lose. We just didn't win."

[My2Cents]

"How can a man who stands for so little still get the support of about 50 million voters?"

I know the question is asked in jest, but there is a serious answer to the question: It's because there are about 50 million voters out there who stand for so little.

[eureka!]

I had the same question. Too d*mn close for comfort...

[Darkwolf377]

Hey, speaking of The Plan To Save Us In Iraq--is he going to petulantly keep it to himself because he lost? I mean, he cares so much for our troops, why doesn't he call a press conference, share The Plan of Plans, and challenge Bush to carry it out--for our troops?

I mean, come on, Johnnnyboy, show up the ones (like me) who think you never had a plan.

[My2Cents]

"We didn't lose. We just didn't win."

Man, this guy is full of great lines! It sounds like, We lost before we won."

[My2Cents]

speaking of The Plan To Save Us In Iraq

That plan was clear: Turn Iraq over to the French. I guess after Vietnam, the French owe it to us to take Iraq off our hands (or so Kerry's reason must be).

[GreenHornet]

"How can a man who stands for so little still get the support of about 50 million voters?"

I realize this is a satirical article from "ScrappleFace", but it's still a valid question!

[KarlInOhio]

"We didn't lose. We just didn't win."

Was that the election or is he having flashbacks to his days in Vietnam again?

[Peach]

LOL.

And in the same interview he said:

"The pundits didn't like me. Was it my looks? My voice?"

#1. The pundits didn't ask him a single hard question.

#2. The Democrats are obsessed with their looks.

Maybe the people figured all that out.

[AM2000]

Turn Iraq over to the French.

Maybe the French would ban the hijab in Iraq, too ;)

[onedoug]

Dennis Prager, The Second American Civil War

[Billthedrill]

I dunno - he seemed to have it all working for him. He had the silly-a$$ picture like Dukakis. He had the East-coast insularity. He had the high-priced consultants and the media darlings. He had every ingredient of a truly epochal humiliation and he didn't bring it off.

The problem was Michael Moore. Not sure just how, but it seems like a good idea to blame him for something.

[Mr. K]

I actually agree with this article-

How did Kerry come as close as he did???

Is it just the media whores shilling for him?

[exit82]

It is because 59 million voters would stand for anything.

[G32]

Honestly, it wasn't until the Mondale/Dukakis line that I noticed it was a joke.

[Jeff Gordon]

"I think many Americans were curious to see my plan,"

Kerry is such an idiot.

[sarasotarepublican]

The media gave Kerry at least a 15% edge.