Posted on 01/02/2005 12:20:11 PM PST by PatrickHenry
Well you explain to us Jesus' statement I quoted above
LOL. My one wife said "stay off the computer..."
Ever read M. Scott Peck, People of the Lie?
See if you can recognize yourselves. Or just read Proverbs about mockers.
What a hoot.
A bit late, but:
What about insects?
How do you explain the other races of man surviving if only Noah and his clan were spared?
What did the animals eat when the Flood was over?
How exactly did they get two of every kind from all over the world? What about the Americas and Australia?
I recall a National Geographic article about how the biblical Flood was actually the result of the creation of the Black Sea, so there may have been a historical basis for it.
As far as the whole dinosaurs and humans thing goes, that is just pure nonsense. H.L. Mencken would have laughed in this clown's face.
To: Lurking Libertarian But its literally a snake, although they turn it into Satan which isn't literal, but they say it is, but its not,...does not compute, does not compute bzzzzzztttttt 573 posted on 01/04/2005 5:12:18 PM CST by shubi
Sympathy for the devil?
Why would you not have learned this in 6 years of seminary?
:"I am right and you are wrong, I pity you, and remember I am a minister."
"Well you explain to us Jesus' statement I quoted above"
Sure, Jesus was talking to the Jewish leaders who wanted to kill him. He said they were children of the devil.
You seem to have misquoted the passage a little. You said Jesus said, ""Your father was a liar from the beginning".
When in fact Jesus said, "He was a murderer from the beginning."
You have misappropriated the verse to call Lurking Libertarian a liar, which is against the rules of this site and against Christian principles. But how would you know that?
LOL Gotcha!!
That was attributed to me by a Bible thumper who I will not mention. I didn't actually say it. I put it on the page as a joke.
You know it is against tradition to cross post and carry on flame wars from one thread to another. What you are trying to do, and possible succeeding, is to distract from the fact of evolution to discredit me with ad hominem attack.
I pray that you will cease in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, who knew evolution was God's creative power from the beginning.
Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!!!!
I have sympathy for you, why not the Devil?
If I called LL which I did not, a liar, then I apologize
He was a murderer and a liar, from the beginning Explain that to us, wouldja please?
PS Trying to attack your opponent and change the subject is passe and just so.. Clintonesque
What about them?
How do you explain the other races of man surviving if only Noah and his clan were spared?
Think about it. If every variety of man is a race, then every breed of dog is a race. We don't talk about dog races, do we? There were only a few dog breeds 2000 years ago. Where did they all come from?
How exactly did they get two of every kind from all over the world? What about the Americas and Australia?
Check out the actual account in Genesis. It doesn't say that Noah rounded up two of every animal. It says (Genesis 7) that the animals went in.
There was likely no Australia or Americas before the flood. The water level was lower so that land masses like the UK weren't separated from the continent. It was also likely that there was a Pangea.
I recall a National Geographic article about how the biblical Flood was actually the result of the creation of the Black Sea, so there may have been a historical basis for it.
It's a compromise materialists can live with. What should get your gears cranking is the fact that National Geographic takes the time to debunk a supposed myth by looking for something to explain the fact that it is an even in our collective memory.
As far as the whole dinosaurs and humans thing goes, that is just pure nonsense. H.L. Mencken would have laughed in this clown's face.
Mencken laughed? Mencken's set of presuppositions led him to his conclusions. When one starts with certain illogical assumptions like "the universe is all there is and all there ever will be," then one ends up with invalid conclusions.
Thanks, I appreciate that. I don't expect an apology from Havoc.
lol. All I did was go to your homepage
But afterwards Noah made some pit stops dropping off various animals before parking on Ararat?
Maybe an avoirdupois ounce but it does not rise to the level of a troy ounce.
I see.. So "Evolution" is now on a par with God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Just what denomination do you belong to again?
What about insects?
The insects on the Ark were given condoms.
How do you explain the other races of man surviving if only Noah and his clan were spared?
Noah had a PC culturally diverse family.
What did the animals eat when the Flood was over?
They did not eat. After being cooped up on the Ark, which did not have an adequate gym, they went on the Atkins Diet.
How exactly did they get two of every kind from all over the world? What about the Americas and Australia?
Since Noah did not know about America and Australia, he collected what he could around him and flew in animals from the New World on Comair, but their computer crashed and they didn't make it. Oh well. Unfortunately, their luggage went to Zanzibar.
I recall a National Geographic article about how the biblical Flood was actually the result of the creation of the Black Sea, so there may have been a historical basis for it.
Yes, and since the sea was black no one saw anything. There was no eyewitness; therefore, the event did not happen. Conclusion: There is no such thing as the Black Sea.
As far as the whole dinosaurs and humans thing goes, that is just pure nonsense. H.L. Mencken would have laughed in this clown's face.
As far as dinosaurs are concerned the dating methods are all inconclusive and the framistan is cludging into the blorg frudentsia rapclapper. Thus, humans and dinos held hands and danced around the maypole at Stonehenge.
No, evolution is God's creation. It is a very simple concept. Since evolution is a fact and God created everything, He must have created evolution.
When you despise God's creation, you despise God.
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