The Yankee Guide to the South

www.thebigshow.com ^ | n/a | Joel Baker

[MAWG]

You must still be in the army sucking off of Uncle Sams right tit. What a loser. Why dont you try making it in the real world.

[U S Army EOD]

I'm sucking off both tits and the milk is good. I did it by paying my dues years ago. Its worth it, if you can manage to stay alive doing what I used to do.

[snopercod]

Well, I guess I'm going to have to recant.

My neighbor's house got burglarized while he was in Florida for a month.

[Paridel]

"I didn't know Texas A&M was in the South, I thought it was in New Jersey."

3. a geography class drop-out.

Speaking of geography class dropouts... How about 'last time I talked to some Aggies they thought A&M was in New Jersey?'

Yes, I go to that school. The one with the name the Aggies refuse to pronounce correctly... ;-)

My sister goes to A&M, which made the Friday after Thanksgiving interesting, but I guess my red candle did the trick.

-paridel

[Paridel]

Please see my #244, it was supposed to be for you too.

-paridel

[cjshapi]

Ping

[U S Army EOD]

So you are another Aggie, and I have known several.

I will pray for you, but I don't think it will do any good.

[Junior]

I find some of these to be a bit condescending. They're still funny, however.

[Paridel]

No, I am far from being an Aggie. I'm going to UT for grad school. Aggies scare me. I thought that was pretty obvious from my post... but that's OK. Anyway, thanks for the offer, but you might want to save it for the real Aggies, and I do think they need it. ;-)

-paridel

[ßuddaßudd]

Laudy, Laudy, Laudy, I do miss the South. I will return.

[U S Army EOD]

My prayers have been answered, you are not an Aggie.