"Like, me and the other sheiks, see, we like to get together on Saturday night and smoke some bodacious reefer and watch horror movies. Oh, you too?"
Posted on 12/03/2004 7:31:05 AM PST by Squawk 8888
Message from Allah to Sheik: You got it wrong. I want the american jihadis to exterminate your heretical frauds and those spiders were just there to help tidy up the corpses.
"Like, me and the other sheiks, see, we like to get together on Saturday night and smoke some bodacious reefer and watch horror movies. Oh, you too?"
Brewer and Shipley called long distance from well-deservd obscurity...they want their royalties for your use of their lyrics.
The WHO wrote a song about this....Boris The Spider.
Boris doesn't survive.
Didn't we get this story already; earlier in the year?
Abu Ackbar! You obviously didnt think your post through very much, peace be unto you infidel. Spiders can weave giant webs that catch apaches like flys, peace be unto them. And as for the tanks... May God help the tanks when the Allah Spiders eat their tracks and wrap them in his holy web. Peace be unto him. Ass-a-likey-licky
LOL!! Da check is in da mail! :) (I think I dated myself...oops... )
ROFLMPO!! LOVE THE PIC !
The best of Iraq have already emigrated to the US. Why would anyone live in such a hellhole?
M1A1 = Giant Can of RAID!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Liberalism = Mental Disorder
Islamofasicts = Mental Hallucinations
Sounds like the Sheik has a real killer case of the D.T.s.
Just can't handle his liquor, I guess.
"Just like Allah to bring Spiders to a Gun Fight..."
From snopes.com:
According to most spider experts, these claims are all false. Camel spiders (so named because, like camels, they can be found in sandy desert regions) grow to be moderately large (about a 5" leg span), but nowhere near as large as dinner plates; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods (a top speed of maybe 10 MPH), but nothing close 25 MPH; they make no noise; and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds.
They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting.
Giant spiders,... well when you are taling to a people who are dumb enough to blow themselves up to keep from being free, why wouldn't they believe they would believe this sheik?
Carolyn
Oh, and flies.
Don't forget the frogs and locusts.
And yet, the speaker seems remarkably talkative for a dead man...
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