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That Old College Try
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| 11-24-04
| James Taranto
Posted on 11/24/2004 1:05:39 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
...he laft...I 'laft' too, at the 'superior intellect' of the left. Funny how that superiority never seems to include spelling or grammar.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:08:03 PM PST
by
Petronski
(New York London Paris Munich Ev'rybody Talk About Mmm Pop Music)
To: Petronski
he never relay new what Kerry stood forA real grammatistician, if I do say.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:10:42 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I was thinking much the same thing. Spellcheck is youse friend.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:17:14 PM PST
by
brooklin
To: Paul Atreides
Simply astonishing. Words fail me.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:18:55 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(The whole world has gone crazy. Their beebers are stuned and there's no turning back.)
To: brooklin
A spell checker probably wouldn't help this kid.
The Spelling Chequer:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar writ
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:19:15 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
To: Paul Atreides
I'm speechless, what college did our DU'er go to I wonder? Did he graduate and what was his degree in?
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:19:49 PM PST
by
sinanju
To: Fierce Allegiance
My chequer tolled me sew.
Instant classic! This one really has to be passed around.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:21:55 PM PST
by
sinanju
To: Petronski
"I 'laft' too, at the 'superior intellect' of the left. Funny how that superiority never seems to include spelling or grammar."
Grammar and spelling are tools of the bourgeosie used to oppress the proletariat! Language is the intellectual property of the masses and belongs to the people!
Or some such crap like that. Liberals LOVE illiteracy as it keeps them in power. Their subservient dependencies enable despicable beings like Feinstein, Kerry, Kennedy, Schumer, and etc. ad nauseum as they are addicted to the welfare state. The unwashed also love how the liberals "accept" them just the way they are in the name of diversity...yet, odd, isn't it, that you never see the homeless at events attended by these same liberal elitists?
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:24:47 PM PST
by
PeterFinn
("Tolerance" means WE have to tolerate THEM, they can hate us all they want.)
To: Paul Atreides
here are there response's, age, and vague reasoning
What is the age and vague reasoning of your response.
Obviously if these were college acquaintances, his was certainly a barely passing acquaintance.
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:25:56 PM PST
by
jimthewiz
(California conservative in a bright red county)
To: sinanju
That line cracked me up too!
To: Paul Atreides
Now, now. Don't be so hard on the poor dear. He's probably just dyslexic.
To: Paul Atreides
The scariest about this article is that this person was out with some old
college acquaintances.
Sure his parents are happy they wasted their money on this HIGHER education!
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posted on
11/24/2004 1:33:16 PM PST
by
Fedupwithit
("Expend all remaining within my perimeter!"..a MA FReeper sacrificing himself)
To: Petronski; Fierce Allegiance; sinanju; NYC GOP Chick; Tabi Katz
DU Regular:HAY! WIE ARRE YU MAECKING FUN OV MEE??? YOR A FAASHIST REPUBLIKAN, YOO NO THAT???!!!
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To: claudiusjulius
Paragraphing, dude.
Learn it.
Love it.
Live it!
To: Paul Atreides
male, smart, athletic, ... this was in a car ride home i didn't have time to relay get into a discussion Athletes? Maybe they ran track on the 'really team.'
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posted on
11/24/2004 3:38:51 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Well, Kerry did win the exit polls)
To: Paul Atreides
I never relay new what Kerry stood for either.
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posted on
11/24/2004 3:46:22 PM PST
by
spodefly
(I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
To: claudiusjulius
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posted on
11/24/2004 3:48:24 PM PST
by
spodefly
(I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
To: Petronski
This is no laffing matter - it is hugh and series!
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posted on
11/24/2004 3:53:27 PM PST
by
DennisR
(Look around - there are countless unmistakable hints that God exists)
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