The Japanese must be gong crazy and be terrified. " Mamoff alive! Mammoff alive! Oh rell."
I hope they clone him so my Fluffy can have some company.
She needs a playmate. Of course, then I will have to get another saddle, and a much bigger mammoth kibble bowl.
I built a giant play keyboard out of cinderblocks, and am teaching her to type. This training cuts into my Official Yo-Yo Practice....but I need time for the swelling to go down anyway.
There's a precedent for eating mastadon meat:
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The Cycle of Cosmic Catastrophes:
Flood, Fire, and Famine in
the History of Civilization
by Richard Firestone,
Allen West,
Simon Warwick-Smith