The Unfair Attacks on Teresa Heinz Kerry (Don't you miss her?)

Newsweek ^ | Nov. 11, 2004 | Melinda Henneberger

[Beckwith]

I just couldn't imagine this blowser as the first lady.

[OpusatFR]

Oh, just shove it.

[Tensgrrl]

What is this author smoking? Still, I miss THEREZA!

[blackie]

She is toxic!

[RexBeach]

Well, the poor dear. You must remember that, just before the election came to an end, Teh-RAY-Zah went on the South B*tch Diet. I am sure that explains the wonkiness of Her Wonkiness.

[RexBeach]

Well, the poor dear. You must remember that, just before the election came to an end, Teh-RAY-Zah went on the South B*tch Diet. I am sure that explains the wonkiness of Her Wonkiness.

[TheBigB]

"S'not fair! I'm *hic* saucy an' sexy an' *hic* rich an' I wanna be First Lady!"

[Wicket]

You forgot the barf alert.

[sinanju]

Y'all really should read the whole thing. It trots out all the standard excuses for TeRAYza's behavior. We can consider this a gushing farewell mash note from the sisterhood.

[skip_intro]

Either we do it like a Marshall Plan or let’s not pretend. If we don’t do this it’s not worth doing very much more

Clear and concise, that's Teresa all right.

I do miss hearing from her though, just like I miss all those great Kerry the Athlete photos.

[mlbford2]

At the end, I don't think she even wanted to win. It became bothersome (per Newsweek article). She is much happier on the Riviera sucking down Martinis and gossiping about the new members of the country club.

[ChadGore]

On keeping the audience waiting:

Instead, when she did arrive, she was perfectly composed and offering no excuses. Me voila, my fellow Americans, now deal with it.

"Don't you know who I am ?"

[bigbob]

I'm just looking forward to hearing the name "Teresa" pronounced the right way instead of like a snotty European.

[Politicalmom]

Don't you mean BOWSER?? Heehehee : )

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

In the TV appearances that I've seen of Theresa, she always seemed like she was on a 5-beer buzz.

[dansangel]

This blow-hard feminazi author does *not* speak for me.

Laura Bush bland?

Melinda needs to quit smokin' that weed.

[stylin19a]

Melinda Henneberger keeps putting out these lyin puff pieces about Kerry & Family and assorted Rats.

What do they have on her ?

[Sam Cree]

I didn't see where the article actually mentioned unfair attacks on Tereza. I don't remember them happening either.