Tsk. You left off several...
Posted on 11/09/2004 9:08:18 AM PST by soccer_linux_mozilla
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Tsk. You left off several...
In my own (feeble) defense, however: I don't believe I've ever heard of Sara Evans, before clicking on "properties" for the pic you provided. Who She...?
gross
Here's hoping that their music is being downloaded FOR FREE all over America. That no one is stoopid enuf to buy their CD's anymore.
See if LulaBelle will give you a refund.
Nashville, TN - Although she's a native of Missouri, RCA's multi-platinum star Sara Evans counts some well-known Texans among her friends. Just last week Sara and her husband, aspiring politician Craig Schelske, attended the annual President's Dinner in Washington, D.C. where Sara sang "Amazing Grace" prior to President George W. Bush's speech. The crowd of 7,000 was also treated to a performance of some of Sara's biggest hits, including "Perfect," "Suds in the Bucket," "Born to Fly," I Could Not Ask for More," and "No Place That Far." After Sara concluded her set, the Commander-in-Chief enthused, "I love the voice of Sara Evans!"
Sara Evans is a country singer .She is quite well known in country circles , a fairly big star. Also Very easy on the eyes.
She says, all sales are final.
Oh, poop.
Do we have enough Republicans in State Leg to revoke their Texas citizenship papers?
Thank you, gents. That explains why the lady was unfamiliar to me: outside of my usual musical circles (as previous postings in this thread doubtless indicate). :)
Crap!
Dixie Chicks = Southern Sluts
ROFLMAO!
All I know, is Natalie Maines is not welcome back to her home town. We will claim Buddy Holly, but we will never again claim Natalie mouth Maines.
Too bad since everyone you mentioned played a small part in getting Bush re-elected.
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