[Validus]

I wonder what Mr. Moore thinks about the Democratic pundits saying if they want to get their party back on track, they have to distance themselves from him and his extremist ilk?

[AdamSelene235]

[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

Cynthia McKinney is not one of the five additional "African Americans" that were elected to Congress. She was defeated by Denise Majette, who vacated that seat to run for Senate. Last time I checked, Majette was black too.

It's good to know that fellow liberal looneys like Moore and McKinney are one of the same feather though. Mark my words, Jihad Cindy will go down in the 2006 primary.

[Asclepius]

Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate."

The morbidly obese filmmaker makes a sobering point--55 million Americans voted for a man like Senator Kerry. How does one put a positive spin on that?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Michael Moore checks the mirror:

[Wooly]

The pundits are right and as I stated earlier, Democrats, if you want to improve your chances every time Moore does or says something, no matter what, run out find a news reporter and yell in the microphone this is disgusting and obscene. It does no reflect my views one bit.
But in order to sell this you will need to have the proper facial expression, so just imagine you are using a two hole porta john and Moore comes in drops his pants and plants himself next to you. That should give you the proper look.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

Proving once again that MM's only audience is mushbrained brainwashed Chomskyspoonfed college students.

[Terpfen]

Oh, man, he lies even in his supporting letters.

"2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916."

Wrong. Bush's win is the largest since McKinley in 1896, and in terms of popular vote counts, he got more than Reagan in 1984.

"4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of the Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), thinks the war is a mistake (51%), and doesn’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)"

Hey Mike, I think those poll figures are invalidated because Bush WON.

"12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away."

Can't Moore be charged with stalking? This is just downright creepy.

"14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him."

Quote Bush: "I've earned political capital and I intend to use it." Bush's re-election will be the gift that keeps on giving: the Democrats are going to melt down every time Bush does something.

"16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there."

Sorry, Mike, but it IS a landslide. Not even Reagan's 1984 landslide had a huge popular vote count: that was still relatively close. The Republicans gained 4 seats in the Senate and solidified a decade's control over the House of Representatives. You've got some dirt to dig yourself out of, fat boy.

This is almost sad, until you stop and realize that libs are going to listen to this guy, and they're going to fool themselves into thinking Bush isn't going to do anything, so maybe it's not so bad--and then, a few days from now, the hammer drops in Fallujah, and they get depressed all over again! It'll happen through all four years of Bush's second term: "Maybe he won't do anything today... DAMNIT!"

[RWR8189]

4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of the Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), thinks the war is a mistake (51%), and doesn’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

From the exit polls, which weren't exactly tilted in the President's favor:

 

IS U.S. GOING IN RIGHT DIRECTION?

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Yes (49%)

89%

+53

10%

0%

No (46%)

12%

-62

86%

0%

 

DECISION TO GO TO WAR IN IRAQ

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Approve (51%)

85%

n/a

14%

0%

Disapprove (45%)

12%

n/a

87%

0%

 

HOW BUSH IS HANDLING HIS JOB

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Approve (53%)

90%

n/a

9%

0%

Disapprove (46%)

6%

n/a

93%

0%

 

Not that I'd call Michael Moore a liar or anything like that....

[Begin]

Michael Moore finally speaks

"Wo-ho-ho-ho, woo teh mah stolen election co nee tah, stor mee. Wo-ho-ho!"

[Vision Thing]

If something bad were to happen to Michael Moore, I no longer automatically think it would be done by Republicans. Democrats have more reasons to remove him.

[My Favorite Headache]

Hey Mike...umm the Democrats lost everything...what part of LOSING did you forget?

[doug from upland]

This was actually pretty funny. And now that he figuratively lost his big fat *ss, I can stand to read it.

[Clint N. Suhks]

, in the words of Monty Python, “always look on the bright side of life!”

Typical Michael Moron plagiarism to high-jack a Baptist Bluegrass Hymn.

Keep On The Sunny Side

There's a dark and a troubled side of life There's a bright and a sunny side too Though we meet with the darkness and strife The sunny side we also may view

Keep on the sunny side always on the sunny side Keep on the sunny side of life It will help us every day it will brighten all our way If we keep on the sunny side of life

Oh the storm and its fury broke today Crushing hopes that we cherish so dear The clouds and storm will in time pass away The sun again will shine bright and clear

Let us greet with a song of hope each day Though the moment be cloudy or fair Let us trust in our Savior always To keep us every one in His care

[liberallarry]

When I think of liberals I think of TR, FDR, JFK, and HST. How did it come to this?

[NewMediaFan]

Moron911

[Moconservative]

The RATS pulled out all the stops and lost. The "Old Media" as I am going to call it is declining and will not be able to carry the RATS water. That will make them even less electable. Our job in the next four years is to stay on the Old Medias back and show them as the charlatans they really are.

[Agrarian]

There's so much garbage in this, but there is one disturbing kernal of truth that should make GOP immigration fans pause and think a little:

"8. 88% of Bush's support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn't such a long time! If you're ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age."

Actually, I think Moore is being pessimistic. I'm worried that given current demographic trends, we've maxed out our "good guy vote," and we'll be lucky to get to vote for, let alone elect, a man as conservative as W in upcoming elections.

I hope I'm wrong, and it won't happen without my continuing to work to make it otherwise...

One thing is sure, it is going to take massive amounts of work to continue to produce narrow wins for conservative presidential candidates. If either of Reagan's campaigns had been run this well and turnout of the base had been this massive, Reagan would have won 65% of the vote.

[ER_in_OC,CA]

Moore doesn't know his geography. He says Kerry carried the "whole West Coast."

Last I checked, Alaska fits both WEST and COAST perfectly. Alaska is on North America's West Coast.

Shocking that Moore doesn't even know the US Map.

[wildcatf4f3]

I wonder how the Bush twins feel about Moore "Liking" them --- gives me the creeps

[Thickman]

I could read The Slob's article, but how would I know what was truth and what was fiction? You cried "wolf" too many times you traitoris, fat commie.