Suha Arafat: Yasser is not dead, not in a coma

news.jpost.com ^ | Nov. 4, 2004 1:09 | Updated Nov. 5, 2004 0:03 | KHALED ABU TOAMEH

[NormB]

Can I have a little peril?

[danamco]

Denial; explains why Suha is friends with Hillary


Because when Hillary was there Suha said the the Israelis were poisoned their drinking water, and Hillary then kissed her and hugged her!!!

[piasa]

I hope someone slips him some pork for his last meal.

He's had in head in the pork barrel for years... courtesy the US State Dept.

[Pylot]

Here is my Ode to Yasser:

Hey there Yasser its time to go!
Yasser said I don't think so....

Yeah its time for you to split!
He said I don't want to quit....

Back in Paris they said your dead!
He said they're not in my head....

Tell us why don't you want to leave?
He said you don't see what I see....

We said Yasser what is that??
He said I see the place where they're at!

We said what you talking about?
Yasser said you should have no doubt....

They're ancient and wrinkled and smell like sturgeon
Its 72 burned out toothless virgins!

[Semper Paratus]

This just in from Haaretz online:

French hospital official: Arafat's condition 'has not worsened'

[dennisw]

Ee's just pining for.......... AKK AKK AK BUDDA BUDDA BUDDDA BLAM KABOOM

[KoRn]

She's just keeping him alive hoping he will 'wake up' long enough to tell her where all our stolen tax payer's 'aid' money is so she can keep it.

Whow knows, if she finds it John Kerry may marry her.